pukesword

sad queer music, poetry, video, puke. settler on sḵwx̱wú7mesh, xʷməθkʷəy̓əm, & səl̓ílwətaʔɬ territories. aka myles black (he/him)

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@sammymarie always come look, always glad I did

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@sammymarie 🤤

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@sammymarie 🥳🥳❤️❤️

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ppl are always posting "Feeling so blessed to be with my sexy husband" and it's just

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@_dariussimpson "some nights
i love myself enough
to leave the party." - tin lorica

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@OoCPokemon Morgrem. he looks like anthony kiedis

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ok i've figured out the formula for Nailed It™️
the contestants are always:
1) a disney adult
2) a guy who looks like shayne from love is blind
3) a cop

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I see 2 things wrong with this picture 👀

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@sammymarie it goes on for SO long 😐

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@sammymarie does it mean that?

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if one more str8 coworker tries to tell me all about overnight oats i swear to god

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@sammymarie 😈😈💪🏻💪🏻 it's gonna look so gooood

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@sammymarie ooooooof

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@ndn_bebop i think you're doing just fine 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@sammymarie my training for this was to binge watch all of Criminal Minds AND Roseanne

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fish haunt me
women catfish me

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@shitman_95 oof i'm sorry gil ❤️ i know it's been a while but i'm here if you need anything

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@sammymarie SO good 🥵

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@sammymarie so good 🔥🔥

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