Christine Carlino

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS Department of Justice Lawsuit to compel New Jersey to provide the DOJ with access to its statewide voter registration data. Another victory for voters

DOJ is now 0-18 in these cases. ELG remains undefeated. https://t.co/VJmMLXpJ6j

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@HunterBiden Spot on👏👏👏

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.

Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.

Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.

People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.

Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.

He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.

That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.

There is a name for it.

So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.

The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.

And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.

Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.

And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.

Just another joke at our expense.

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@ScottGreenfield Check his bank account

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is election interference.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

To be clear, @POTUS's mission on Thursday night wasn't to make our elections more secure. It was to continue to raise false claims and foment unwarranted doubts--all to justify his own tampering in midterm elections that currently look very bleak for his party.

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@MeghanMcCain 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@SenThomTillis Coward

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@Parodyjeffx 💯

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

The unfucking of this country is going to take generations.

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@JoyceWhiteVance No, we don’t have to listen at all.

[zellie @zellieimani]

It doesn’t matter if the man killed by ICE in Maine was authorized to work in the United States or not. It doesn’t matter if he had a social security or not. ICE should not be killing anyone. Period.

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@Acyn I promise to do whatever they tell me to do

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@CheriJacobus She’ll do whatever she’s told to do

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@MeghanMcCain You are so silly😂😂😂

[Christine Carlino @pukiiob]

@KyleClark @joncoopertweets Check his bank account

[Norm Clark @Normsmusic]

James Robison
What Joyce Carol Oates wrote to Elon Musk on Twitter. I am told it rattled him. I love it.
“So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates – scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend’s or relative’s accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They never found a single Haitian immigrant eating cats and dogs.
They never identified the two pilots who were supposedly shot down and rescued.
They never produced the evidence that the 2020 election was stolen.
And they’re never going to find the Reflecting Pool slasher.

MAGA is a bunch of fucking idiots who will literally believe anything.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you love President Obama!