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Nothing says Klass like being carted out of the party in a golf cart while the sun is still up. Btw, I just threw up on the table.

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Teaching my senior office neighbor how to delete files on her computer today...

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I don’t understand putting your bff fingerprint into your phone... I love my friends but I wouldn’t trust those bitches with free access to my phone.

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Pictures/video taken at kids concerts: 0
Pictures/video taken at NKOTB concert: ♾
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Fucking cunts everywhere.

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It is becoming very apparent that Youngest inherited my snarkiness... have to say I don’t think I’m a fan.

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I literally don’t care who you are. Or who your kid is. And you actually don’t know my kid’s name. Please stop talking to me.

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@badge_madge Yep. My kid figured it out thankfully!

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That awkward moment when you’re pretty sure you’re going to have to go back in the cell phone store because you can’t figure out how to turn off the flashlight on your new phone.

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Me and all the other last minute valentines shoppers at Target... 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@vegasbrawler Turns out I didn’t accidentally drive into Canada

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When the snow is blowing and you can’t see shit and you drive past a sign you don’t recognize and you panic that you missed a turn. #amIinCanada

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@badge_madge 🤣

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I am not the mom who talks about this amazing thing my kid did. I’m the mom that talks about what a fucking asshole my kid is.
And, man... have I got some stories.

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Another day of listening to the sermons my office neighbor puts on & then leaves the office. She obviously thinks I need Jesus.

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It’s really hard not to flip the librarian off in the mornings.

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2 minutes into senior night swim meet and I tear up...

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My new book, “Well, she’s not a hooker because she’s a teenager and other valuable lessons from my high schooler”

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@vegasbrawler @badge_madge I’m gonna go have another beer 🍺 🖕

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