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Guy who asks for coal for Christmas, never knows if he’s been naughty or nice

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He said it takes two to tango. Then he met me.

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A broken record is right twice a day

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@the__condog Bro is gonna declare sleep bankruptcy

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*grumbling* I’m gonna find a stone for those two birds… and, and… another straw for that camel

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I am excited for this “Heat dome” that everyone has been talking about—I quite enjoy “dome,” especially when it is “heat.” 😉

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For whom the 10x dev codes.

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I view my Bud Light empty can collection sorted by total imbibition time in much the same way the Aztecs viewed the sun—an all-powerful god that demands human sacrifice

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It’s ridiculous how fast bird-watching creeps up on you

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The hour is upon us: look into the waters, and see the last hope of man staring back.

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You know, the most remarkable thing happened around the time we were born: an even greater power shift than the poison dagger, and not all that different. The wiry man, not muscular, not brave, but cunning in every respect overthrew the kingly.

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But, hear me brothers, his work is not yet complete. Still the old world sparkles, if only you will let go of the new. Arise, my brothers! Let us overthrow this new god! Let us spit in his face—let us bully him once more!