I view my Bud Light empty can collection sorted by total imbibition time in much the same way the Aztecs viewed the sun—an all-powerful god that demands human sacrifice
You know, the most remarkable thing happened around the time we were born: an even greater power shift than the poison dagger, and not all that different. The wiry man, not muscular, not brave, but cunning in every respect overthrew the kingly.
But, hear me brothers, his work is not yet complete. Still the old world sparkles, if only you will let go of the new. Arise, my brothers! Let us overthrow this new god! Let us spit in his face—let us bully him once more!