Christoff

Man of few words ... mainly swear words

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@RBashal @MercedesBenz I mean with the one agent system, it’s hard to make that mistake… 100% user error not system error 🤣

Ps. Let me know what you’re after and I’ll see if I can find you a car (I work at an MB dealer)

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@ClimateWarrior7 @_DHOTYA we have a winner

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@StephenMulhern @Butlins my daughter and niece (Jess and Evie) were blown away by your show!

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@StanleyBrand hey guys, not sure how this works but my Stan Lee is also able to keep my water cool for 25 whole minutes 👀 I think I may need an upgrade 😂

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Snakes know ju jitsu

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@dillondanis May aswell have stayed in the states, the only thing you ended was yourself 😂

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@SeanyyJames @ChodePNE 10 cheeseburger challenge at EH, enough to kill anyone

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@fesshole @DrawThisTweet

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@JustStop_Oil @amazon Should have just ploughed the lot of them over, few less problems in society … bet half of them are unemployed.

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@dehaantony_de @TonyBellew EQE or EQS exclusive luxury, standard spec wheels chief

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@JustStop_Oil Aren’t you funded by an oil tycoon?

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@JustStop_Oil Hopefully they will glue themselves to a missile test site … bunch of morons

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@Philips Hi Gosia,
Yes and was fobbed off quicker as I bought it from curry’s and it’s their problem, I’m sure last time I checked that you are the manufacturer of the television?

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@Philips So as suspected, your tech team couldn’t be quicker to fob me off with an excuse that isn’t their problem as I bought it from curry’s… it’s your fucking product and it’s breaking down!
#dontbuyphilips #faulty #shit #philips

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@SeanyBizzlez @grogan6 Should just call all the games off and bulldoze the shithole

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@SeanyBizzlez @DaveHartley86 @grogan6 😂😂😂😂

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@markswindells Aldi in Thornton mate

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@fesshole I work in sales, this doesn’t happen 😂 @_DHOTYA

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@markswindells Easy job mate

[Christoff @pullerz23]

@markswindells Smash VIP for a couple of days now pal… enjoy it and get your head into that compliance assessment… job done