bigfart

hi

[Jenn McAllister Updates @JennArchive]

prettiest in all the land

[bigfart @pullinmydrone]

i accidentally joined chappell roan’s tiktok live back in 2023 and i still think about it

[julia @eathedocument]

jd vance is getting sold for another perc

[chloe @clochives]

.@realDonaldTrump

[Bess @besbousati]

Put the hijab on the Statue of Liberty

[rosabella ﾒ𝟶 @bellissimuah]

me digging up charlie kirk to tell him that republicans lost

[Tre White’s School Of Foulbaiting @trewhitesofb]

I voted for Roger Marshall 500 times today and my office is at 1651 Naismith Drive Lawrence, KS 66045.

My name is Lance Leipold and I am the head football coach at the University of Kansas. Come get me if you can.

[joey oinks @Paddington_Boar]

We’re putting Dylan Mulvaney back on the Bud Light can.

[verdant gel @verdant_gel]

Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening

[Another KU Burner @KUBurner]

Go fuck off back to Florida, Roger Marshall

[bigfart @pullinmydrone]

FUCK YES

[KU Young Democrats @KUYoungDems]

BLANSAS!!!!!!!!!

[cslowme @alwaysfumbling]

And give Sydney Sweeney a damn breast reduction while you’re at it

[REI AMI @reiamimami]

I know kristi noem’s husband is shaking his titties with glee rn

[huney @huney2sweet]

Just turned my desk at work towards Mecca

[Larry Fisher 🐉 @burnergod77]

All of fame tweet

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines

[madison frisbie @madisonfrisbie7]

kansas i stg if we elected hamilton and not holscher im going to LOSE IT

[Kara (he/him) @KaraBowdit]

We're putting clavicular on estrogen

[lami⭐️ @lamibackup]

.@GregAbbott_TX COME OUTSIDE

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay