mac 🕷️

i be talking to myself and shi

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@ninthpostcard this

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

now that i stopped smoking it’s like…. i get it

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

girls who stay with their loser cheater boyfriend core:

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i dont even want a relationship, i just want a ridiculously flirty friendship with insane chemistry and lots of sex

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

do you understand why i had to punish you earlier

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@w3dnnesday LIAR 🫵🏼

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

sent my bf to the store to get me pads. he thought i was Ms.MooseKnuckle

[crawford🕷️🇵🇸 | HELLRAISER 10/8/26 @NECR0PHAGY]

Asked for a pad at work. Wasn’t aware people knew me as Professor BigPussy

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@hyoudoe @lyssashateblog people getting married just for the aesthetic and ring

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@mourningskinny @ClockPeaceful @_uncle_gworl THANK YOUU! i’m not showing up looking like i just got out the shower it’s just damp

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Anybody chatting causally with ChatGPT needs to be put in a straight jacket with a padded room 😭 Y’all genuinely scare me

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@ClockPeaceful @_uncle_gworl does me showing up to work with wet hair determine my work ethic? can i not work normally like other people because my hair is wet WHICH WILL DRY IN ABOUT AN HOUR? does my wet hair distract you? who cares

[kf @ambreahnation]

He hit my car on the highway and he tryna leave ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

top 10 funniest human experience is seeing someone’s butt crack in public

[mac 🕷️ @pullmystr1ngs]

@yes0ryes always do i never gaf

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[🌿 @feyatsirk]

@malecowgirl Its ED for those working in the hospital... but for anyone else its the ER

[Chidi @chidioraj]

"Abortion is murder"

Name one person who was aborted