please sir may I have some dopamine

Socialist. Capri(corn) Sun. She/They. Evolving human. 🌻🌙⛈

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@sfergs_ One time while being checked out at a 7/11 I dropped a dime and the guy behind me bent to pick it up and I started to say "Thank yo-" until he put it right in his front pocket

[Kofi Ntim🇬🇭 @NtimBarima]

You’re not a simp bro. You’re her boyfriend and it’s your job to be nice to her.

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@UberEats I paid for express delivery and my delivery person is making another delivery first, whether through your app or another delivery app. I would like a refund on my express delivery please

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

cardi b presenting the grammy for best rap album to doechii… they are the only female rappers to win this award since lauryn hill.

[Rebel Alliance Gerrerist Caucus @18brumaireguy]

@criticofpolecon Musk and Vivek’s self-interest in keeping visa programs and the immigrant workers that come in through them as hostages who have to accept 80-hour work weeks under pain of deportation have caused the wignats to lose their shit after getting coddled since Musk bought the app.

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

I hate when I have to keep pushing through to figure out when the last time I’ll need to say “thank you” to a customer service worker

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

She's evil for not releasing this version

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@_angiemarieb @MediumSizeMeech same except 30! vh1 raised me unfortunately

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

“Our oldest ally in the Middle East”

Huh????????????

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Paul Mescal was asked how “wild” it felt meeting King Charles at the Gladiator 2 premiere.

"I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities" 

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@SomaKazima The viewership skyrocketing 😭

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

That woman raised two of the worst fucking boys on this earth. Fuck her.

[King Jack Strong 🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @v8mile]

To MAGA parents out there, dealing with estranged kids: your kids didn't stop talking to you because of politics.

They stopped talking to you because of your anger, your cruelty.

In the end, it was easier to mourn my dad than continue to talk to him. I couldn't handle his rage.

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@UberEats I just place an expensive order and gave a great tip but my driver came, took a picture of the food on my porch, and then when I looked out the window, drove off like a madman. There is no food on my porch. He stole my food

[please sir may I have some dopamine @pullofthe_moon]

@VSoapboxx I’m so sorry. I can’t fathom your pain

[doc 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @sammyersson]

Remember kids he was murdered by his fellow soldiers after he started questioning the war, and now the NFL disgraces his memory to use him as a recruiting tool

[Tyronesaurus Rex @CharleyBravoJr]

Perhaps this is a factor.

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

We told y’all. They’re coming for citizens. That’s what denaturalization means