𝕸ᥲtt

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏʏ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ. ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ʜɪꜱ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

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[#DNRP / #deathnoterp ]

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

“Hah- make sure you get something you like to eat. Near only eats like half the fries and then loses interest.”

Matt grins lazily.

“I’m drivin’, then?”

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— There's a veil of satisfaction on his features, as if he just had a genius idea!

"Actually, we'll get a couple more. He'll get the toys and we'll eat something decent, just in case his cooking is...well, too blad"

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

nobody tell him they’re already healed

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

tuna pâté goblin lays on my hands and starts purring at unnatural decibels when I have my gloves off. apparently they do that when they want to help someone heal faster I’m gonna cry and throw up man

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

@ChocoGenius “Hey, that was easily one of my worst puns yet. I earned a knock up the head for it.”

He laughs.

“Oh don’t worry, he does. You can’t see the one on my forehead from earlier, but it’s there.”

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

demon who lives in your apartment and demands churu at increasing volumes would like you to know that it is 3 am and he can see 1 cm of the bottom of his food bowl

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Huh, we planned for the cat but Mel and I didn’t plan anything for ourselves again…

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

@ChocoGenius “Yeah, probably!”

…He just got a stupid grin on his face.

“Hey, Mel. Do cats pray the Hail Meowry?”

He should be shot.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

“Huh, sounds good to me.”

And then there’s Matt— going along with it all carefree. Hopefully Near genuinely isn’t busy…

“I’ll send him a message to let him know.
…Do we have to bring a bottle of wine like in TV shows?”

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— The building itself might shock Matt. "I can call him now, if you want. I'll tell him that we'll be there for...uhm, dinner time?"

Typical of Mello. Jumping on a situation immediately, without even thinking twice, regardless of how busy Near could be.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

@ChocoGenius “Hoh… I saw a cat Halloween costume online that makes them look like the pope. I think it might be against some kind of law but… it was pretty funny.”

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

“Yeah, we probably should. God knows you can’t survive on my diet— I barely can as is.”

Matt really hasn’t spoken to Near in ages… Not outside of the occasional message to check in on him, anyways.

“Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen his flat.”

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— "You're right. His food is edibe, even though he could put some extra effort and add some seasoning.

Should we discuss about it with him? It wouldn't be bad if, for once, we don't talk about work and whatever problem we are forced to deal with."

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Maia? Cool name.
Nice to meet’cha.

[maia @deathshewore]

matt ? huh. our names are alliterative.

i'm maia !

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

@ChocoGenius “Guess I gotta get used to it then, eh?”

He manages an easygoing smile again— shoving that moment of tepid uncertainty back into whatever well it crawled out of.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

—can cook? And he only makes weird bland stuff…”

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

“Hah, if we tighten the belt much further we’ll be cookin’ bugs.”

Neither of them can cook. Not even a little. Mello sets things on fire and Matt creates stuff that is calorie dense but a crime against god.

“…Now that I think about it, is Near the only one of us who—

[𝕸 ── 𝑰𝑰 𝕾𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓 @ChocoGenius]

— He's pretty confident with that little perspective, despite having absolutely no skills at all with cooking.

"Don't change them, they're cool. You're a talented designer of virtual dream homes" he mutter in a playful tone, winking

[ユエフ @yuefuUF]

めっちゃ落書き

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Oh! Sorry ‘bout that.

Name’s Matt.

[maia @deathshewore]

that would be so fun. goodbye dignity and peace.

. . . so what even is your name ? i don't think i asked.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Yeah, like I know it’s bogus but what a vibe killer 🌀

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Honestly I think if your parents have one of those nonsense names ending in -eigh tacked onto a random name like tunleigh or whatever Americans are on you should be allowed to rename them in retaliation for whatever they do to you

But yeah, I fully agree.

[maia @deathshewore]

birth names can be bullshit. i think if you have more attachment to a different name, then that one's yours and not whatever Ashleigh and Daniel gives you.

they totally forgot about the fish. stuck to sal afterwards but was too prideful to change it back.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

Starting to think this was meant to be an indirect torture technique. Interesting move, Kira…

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

[hourlyscopes @hourlyscopes]

you should have held him, aquarius.

[𝕸ᥲtt @pulmonaryrot]

oh she gets me… I liked the clovers. Near used to pick all the marshmallows out of the cereal and let me eat them when we were kids