English Matt

Beloved local celebrity and oaf-about-town. Winner of Laugh Dungeon's Jolliest Jape three years in a row.

[English Matt @PulpPit]

@spiccarella Your dad rocks.

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We’re getting reports of a drone strike on Club Random.

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@lovesicknoon I don’t think it tops Ginger Snaps and it’s certainly not The Howling / American Werewolf In London level but Late Phases is probably the best of the 2010s.

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@EarthoOS This is the election where Strayhorn tried to get herself listed as Carole Keeton “Grandma” Strayhorn on the ballot!

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Hats off to whoever got to the IMDB quotes page for Disclosure Day.

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The hipster discourse on here has been great because even people who were around then are picking music and fashion styles in a particular place on a timespan from 1998 to 2015 and getting annoyed at anyone who has fixated on a different spot.

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I don’t mean this as a gotcha type take and I can’t speak to 30 years ago, but I was living in Texas about 25 years ago and the sort of insane asshole in this clip was fairly common.

[Noah 🇺🇦 @NoahMF]

The “King of the Hill” Texas of my youth is romanticized too much but 30 years ago I think a Hank Hill type man punches this guy in the parking lot after the meeting.

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@theashleyray @EvanRomano 2013 she listed Broadcast News as a favorite.

https://t.co/kg9Ma7xvb2

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@MichaelJLeader Justice for Barry Shitpeas

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Rob Schneider demands the return of the military draft. This nation’s children must be sacrificed for the glory of Deuce Bigalow.

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@JimJarmuschHair He started an “AI production company” and is partnered with something called Massive Studios.

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@StevenWallaby A brand new DVD copy of Jurassic Park costs $5. You could get the first 3 on DVD together for $10.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

this is what you hear when you're dying and your soul is going up to heaven

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Trump’s illegal and unprovoked bombing of Venezuela and kidnapping of its president are grave violations of international law and the U.S. Constitution. These are the actions of a rogue state.

The American people do not want another regime change war abroad.

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@feraljokes El Dia De La Bestia - satanic horror comedy from Spain

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@fatstevebuscemi Listen to her talk with your eyes shut, you can hear the Bobby Hill come through

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@TactiGoth @justinboldaji @Jeopardy It’s probably for the best, it can’t have been important

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@TactiGoth @justinboldaji @Jeopardy No - the expression is “just deserts”