Oh Wayne

[Oh Wayne @Pulpsong]

Two years ago I saw a woman who had fashioned bagel glasses. I still, to this day, do not know why.

[Oh Wayne @Pulpsong]

I'm not making it up. #bagelglasses

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@PublicVoodoo @TayWH5 No buying club leaks the transfer. Agents and selling clubs will leak the transfer, hopeful of a bidding war which would mean more money for them.

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@RoshaneSport Out of interest, why the embargo until 10pm?

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@Guitarglasgow @_Zeets Oh and I forgot to mention I agree with your consumerism statement. Didn’t make that clear in my previous tweet.

[Oh Wayne @Pulpsong]

@Guitarglasgow @_Zeets There wasn’t the access to information like there is today. Ceefax or Teletext were where you found out information, or the back pages of the paper. Now we’re tracking private planes and reading every ‘ITK’ tweet 24/7

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@alexaintonfire Yeah, from the little we saw of him he looked decent. Difficult to say for sure but I think he’s a good player. Our fans are up in arms about him leaving when he clearly didn’t want to stay and wasn’t being played. I’m not 100% sure he knocks trippier out of the first XI 😂

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I’m sure he’ll drop straight into their first XI…

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Harrison Ashby from West Ham United!

Welcome, @harrisonashbyy! ⚫️⚪️

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Second half was much better but we need new players and fresh ideas because we’re too predictable and sluggish. Aguerd, Downes and Antonio all looked excellent. Even Soucek. But this was League One Derby. #whufc

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Nayef Aguerd is a sensational defender. #WHUFC

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@Matthew30442982 @WHUFCFZ West Ham’s tactics are boring

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League One Derby very much the most threatening side. Ben Johnson has a shocking first touch. A right back is an essential purchase for West Ham.

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We’ve gone 1-0 up and then looked absolutely hopeless. The West Ham Way. #whufc #moyesout

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Finally! Some goals! Don’t balls it up now! #whufc #Moyesout

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Great start, so far. #whufc #moyesout

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Nothing against Che Adams, it’s just something we all remember Dawson for.

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He also punted someone in the head, which is something that unites us all.

[nick caccavone @slicknick66]

Craig Dawson epitomises what an older supporter appreciates in a player pulling on claret and blue. Certainly not the most talented or paid but someone who gives his all whilst on the pitch. No tantrums, no drama just a solid pro who left everything on the pitch. #WHUFC

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@WHUFCFZ

[Oh Wayne @Pulpsong]

Doesn’t pick the player who’s looked the most dangerous recently. Doesn’t change a failing formation. Doesn’t drop players who aren’t performing. It’s time for him to go. #whufc #moyesout

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@WHUFCFZ Trouble is, get rid of them and you and I are probably going to have to dig our boots out…

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@PrimeScoptimus None of these pricks do

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This is world class positioning, lads. #whufc #moyesout

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More world class work here defensively. #WHUFC