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Too far below to turn around. «Pulse, he/him.» «blind!76 au.» «❤️ @BadGuyThing»

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have a Pulse fact thread?

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@timeisonherside also, let me tell dad jokes, it's my god-given right to make people roll their eyes

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@BadGuyThing You should make me a scary costume. 💖

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@BadGuyThing ............. Listen, you.

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@BadGuyThing [Smooches.] I was going for scary. Is this not scary enough?

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@BadGuyThing Adorable? Adorable?? Buddy. Pal. This is the opposite of adorable.

But hey, hi. Right here.

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@BadGuyThing [Dramatic pose.] It was like the world itself ended!

You were cute, though. Real earnest.

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@BadGuyThing Aw.
Hey, you. I missed you.

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@BadGuyThing

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@BadGuyThing [Soft laugh.] Shit. I'm glad you're back on your feet, then. Go figure you'd out-stubborn a medical diagnosis and a whole army of doctors.

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@BadGuyThing ... I'll admit, I'm curious about the differences between you and the Gabe I know. What changed that got you out of the military before shit went down?

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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@BadGuyThing I have so many stories I could talk your ear off. But I feel like I've said a lot. How about you? Tell me more about yourself.

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@BadGuyThing [Jack cracks a smile, trying to hide it behind his coffee.] Nothing to apologize for. I wouldn't have him any other way.

[Brendan Blaber @BrendanBlaber]

Hammond is the Overwatch Hero from the good timeline where Blizzard just admitted they wanted to do a goofy FPS with any soldier/monkey/mad max/samurai nonsense heroes they wanted.

We're stuck in the bad timeline where they're like "We have plot and continuity! Do not laugh!!!"

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@BadGuyThing [Snorts.] Dead serious. It's why I love him.

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@BadGuyThing Heh. In any other life, maybe. Though we've had our romcom moments, too. Like the time he asked me if we were actually dating, when we were sharing the same bed.

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@BadGuyThing Sheer stubborn luck, I guess. We were part of a... particular government program, and we bonded over the shit we'd signed up for. It helped that we had big dreams of saving the world.