puma perl

Writer/performer/producer/journalist, band Puma Perl and Friends, creator of Puma Perl's Pandemonium, NYC born and bred, still here.

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@TheBigBroTea Did he always say “Mr. Jeff?” Because that annoys the crap out of me.

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@Ant4534 @RPollardRealtor That's what I thought, but if he cheated then Jeff let him cheat. How could we see it and Jeff didn't?

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@paradiseonhulu I'm not totally convinced Link/Dylan is her son.

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@HWGlitterbox @biffersbunny "Clearly scamming" and "definitely able." I guess you know more than the 3 or more psychiatrists who assessed him and those that reassess him every year.

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I do not even know who Zac Brown is, much less what sense it made that he was there except to make Dee cry.#survivor50

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@nordstromrack The 14th St store continues its insensitivity to the disabled. Last time you refused to help when I was unable to stand on a long line Today, this is the state of your"accessible" dressing room. Rack in the way, floor filthy.

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When the Buildings Burned https://t.co/sTwiuVJzFC

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What Do You Do When You Can't Do What You Alway Did? https://t.co/lja8PZhogZ

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Tales of the Leopard Cane https://t.co/aPzpPTxrWY New substack post.

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They Suggested I Say Hello https://t.co/krevPzMxKZ
My first Substack post. Just an intro.

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https://t.co/abzE2zG8r2

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@fopminui Or he could have suggested you travel with a tour out of concern for your safety. If he hadn't told you the money should be going to his daughter's tuition I'd feel differently. Let him put his own daughter through school.

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@taerights The regular people would all lose their jobs.

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@dontcallmegnger Sarper's doing his first ever standup comedy gig in a country where he knows nobody and she invites Dan. Setting up to fail much?

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@FxxyBrwn If he doesn't go through with the wedding can he go back home or is he screwed?

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@evano410 Whyyyyy

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@AJToll I think what she did was be Black.

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@exzacktlyy @neffythetweeter So you leaked it here. Thanks.

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@alexadd Did David and Mary have some crack stashed in a tree or something? Looked like cocaine paranoia the way they were feeding off each other.

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@Chiefsloverchi1 She's not in love with anyone. She's trying to play the long game. We shall see.