Josh Derak

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@JJ_McCullough @TierZoo Close‑up of a pickle spear on a diner plate.
“This little green thing has been around for over four thousand years. It helped ancient armies survive, kept sailors from dying of scurvy, and was once considered a luxury item. So… how did it end up here?” 2 hours later...

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@JJ_McCullough Tried watching Beachcombers on Gem once and I got a trigger warning that it was racist and a product of its time. 🤦

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@JJ_McCullough When Target bought up all the Zellers locations, I emailed Target corporate and asked them if they're planning on rehiring any of the Zellers management because that would be a huge mistake. I'm sure many people with a brain could have told them Target in Canada was a bad idea.

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@JJ_McCullough When Zellers died, I was happy it was gone forever. Zellers treated everyone like criminals. The staff and the customers. Posters all throughout the back warning of every possible crime to look for. Customers who have shifty eyes and look where the manager is are going to steal🙄

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@JJ_McCullough And the Bay never ever fixed that issue. I worked at Zellers for a short period and in the hiring process I was asked if I had the card so they could give me some kind of insensitive with points. And still, it was never fixed.

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@JJ_McCullough Back in 2002, I went to the Bay to buy my new GF some perfume she liked. Was asked if I wanted the Bay card (whatever it was called) and I then got non-stop calls saying I owe the Bay money and I'll be taken to collections. Turned out they mixed up my data with someone else.

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@auto_hrt @JJ_McCullough Maybe you're right. We're all being ripped off.

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@scottjohnson Amazon's two day delivery almost always takes a week for me. But sometimes it takes 12 hours. 😕

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@austinnotduncan Maybe the cables are trash?

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Why did @ServiceCanada_E and @CanRevAgency have to make it so difficult to send them back the CERB repayments? Just let me send it to ONE place.

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@TechConnectify And that's why I'm still using a PC I built in 2009. Did upgrade the ram, hard drive and video card but still...

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@shwood I found your local doppelganger.
https://t.co/0TKo56YfEZ

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@nowthisnews When did it become acceptable to tell strangers how to think and speak? You have zero authority over the English language and how anyone chooses to use it.

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@filmsack Whenever I'm having an interview with stupid questions, I think of that scene in Bade Runner. They might as well be asking why I flipped the tortoise on it's back.

[Josh Derak @pummisher]

@filmsack You guys are talking about redoing Gilligan's Island. Have you considered that Last Man On Earth is a Gilligan's Island remake? Great show. A shame it was cancelled.

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@Gizmodo It's probably not safe to get that close to a black hole to take a higher resolution image.

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@TechConnectify I bought a few of those towels. They're pretty good.

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@AlexaInCanadaCA Any idea if Amazon is considering adding the Saskatchewan timezone to their devices? Right now I've had to resort to using Central Standard Time (Mexico). I don't get why I can't pick Saskatchewan/Regina like any other Linux/Android device.