Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD

Zero kids. Zero Problems. Professional Gambler, sugar daddy of many. Pioneer of the paperclip industry, Rose Toy ™ dropshipper.

[Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA @RodMathman]

They got the wrong guy!

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@thunderphoker Even a nickel’ll do, Hot Lips! Anything to get back on those penny slots! #WifeBeaterForLife

[Theon “hot lips” Thunderphocker, PhD @thunderphoker]

Just got lubed up and FUCKED on blackjack. Have to pull a 2nd mortgage on my house and go back to my bitch wife and beat some change out of her. Great!! #fuckmychungislife

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@LadyLuck10385 @SqSehrish @_stainless0_ Come take a spin on the cyclone 🙏🏼 #StillGotIt

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@RodMathman @JohnCrangleCPA @BigMikeWilcox Everything will go as according to plan. @RodMathman

[Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA @RodMathman]

Fuck. @JohnCrangleCPA @BigMikeWilcox @PumpDicky

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@thunderphoker Tip touching for the win! #EpsteinEnergy

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@thunderphoker I can attest to that size Hot Lips! Tried him out a couple days ago and wow!! Would definitely go for round three if given the chance. What a player! #blackisback

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@DearS_o_n Exactly! This is why @BigMikeWilcox hasn’t seen his son in over 10 years. #rolemodel

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@IsiahGrady5 Not sure, all I know is that these women undervalue me… Just cause I’m 57 doesn’t mean I can’t take that gas station pill and get freaky. #justneedakickstart

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

@adorecvpid Looks like a script of my life. Ha! #SuccessfullyChallenged

[Michael “Big Mike” Wilcox, DBA @BigMikeWilcox]

Gonna need a welfare check in room 356 at the Durant Choctaw casino. @PumpDicky was gettin AFTER it last night on those slots #scrapethatthing

[Richard “Dick” Pumperknickel, PhD @PumpDicky]

Need a new harlot, these old bags ain’t taut enough for this hog. Slide into my inbox if you’re looking for a feral hunk who’s got some experience under his belt! 🥵 #fartboxstillintact