Hector Zeroni

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Khris Middleton

[big dog you are mother i mean they @finelylesberg]

[tracy chapman teaching a friend to fish] you gotta cast far

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Put that half of basketball in the louvre. My God.

[Steve Cavendish @scavendish]

Talking to someone in Madison whose house was hit by the tornado. First thing they said: "We watched @NashSevereWx YouTube channel. They save lives. I'm gonna write a thank you note to those guys for sure."

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

Post tornado romances have begun

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not dating for marriage i’m dating so i can trade my spiced peaches for his sweet onions and he can do some light maintenance on my schoolhouse

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Wave around in front of a car dealership

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: The Portland Trail Blazers are trading guard Jrue Holiday to the Boston Celtics, sources tell ESPN.

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

@csjumpman3 In absolute denial right now

[Spencer Morgan @spencermorgan93]

RIP Michael Gambon

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light” - Albus Dumbledore

[Caitlyn Yaede (she/her) @caitlyn_yaede]

The front page of tomorrow's @dailytarheel –

I shed many tears while typing up these heart-wrenching text messages sent and received by UNC students yesterday. Our campus was on lockdown for more than three hours.

Beyond proud of this cover and the team behind it.

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

@Aye_Pain Yes and no. There is always something to do and somewhere to go, but it’s very easy to get burnt out and sucked into going out. It’s all about balance and maintaining healthy habits

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

@Aye_Pain Dang it dude! Yes, I moved down here this past October

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

them: where are you from
me: wisconsin

"say bag"

[Jordan @mrjordanhughes]

Tyler Childers teaching us to love thy neighbor. Yes, even THAT thy neighbor.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Man, sometimes it feels good to be nowhere.

📍Cimarron River, OK.

[Hector Zeroni @pumpernickle3]

@zachlanebryan The whole damn album 👏🏽

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nikola Jokic: ‘Basketball Is Boring’ https://t.co/RiKlb4VjYm

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.