Pumping Mom Diaries

I spend approximately 230 minutes a day having my nipples ruined by a breast pump. These are the things that run through my head during that torture.

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Power pumping = guilt free Pinterest time. Actually, all pumping equals guilt free Pinterest time. #exclusivelypumping

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2:21 am. Kid opens eyes, sees me pumping, licks his lips, and goes back to sleep. #exclusivelypumping

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When I pump in the backseat I stare people down to see if they can see me. I have trust issues with my window tinting. #exclusivelypumping

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"I called (electric company) they are kicking it in gear and will be there in 20-30 minutes."

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"Just look for the giant burning tree." -to the fire department.

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"10-4, engine 61 is en route to a fire that's not a fire."

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Sometimes while pumping I listen to my hometown scanner... one of the guys has some good one liners... Stay posted

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When the bottles overflow.. "My (B) cup(s) runneth over." #exclusivelypumping

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Hey kid, trim your nails. The scratch marks on the side of my legs are being questioned by your father. #exclusivelypumping

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Advantage to pumping: no one knows when you go upstairs alone that you're also going to poop. #exclusivelypumping