Hiii, it’s me, the same one who didn’t give up and didn’t drown the account in crypto panic forever .
Right now my page is probably being read by, what, 20–30 people - an elite club of long-text connoisseurs. You’re my favorites 🤍
Once upon a time, I also dreamed of having a million followers, brand sponsorships, and brands sending me elite clothes just for being me☕
And then life was like: haha, here - have a year of total apathy and procrastination. Classic 😅
But I realized one important thing: I like it when my words actually resonate with someone 💭
Not 1,000 reposts, but those 10 hearts and 3 thoughtful comments - they warm me more than any shitcoin on a pump 🔥
There aren’t many posts because I write only when I’m confident in the result and when I’m “voting” for it with my own money 💸
And also because sometimes it’s easier to stay silent than to explain in 16 tweets why you haven’t been able to force yourself to open your laptop for the third month in a row 🙃
2025 was quite the circus 🎪
I had a lot of ideas in my head, but in fact I was lying and stroking a cat 🐱
But every time I was almost ready to give up and was lying there face-down in a pillow, the universe went:
“Nope, wait - here’s some unexpected help” ✨
Seriously, the whole year felt like a comedy: at the laziest possible moment - bam! - an idea shows up, a person, a job, a random opportunity.
I’m already thinking of starting a series called “How I Still Didn’t End Up Lying There Forever.”
Now it feels like I’ve finally found that moment when I want to move again .
I’m planning to write more often - not only about crypto, but about everything that’s spinning around in my head 🌀
During my quiet period, about 100 people unfollowed me - the rest are apparently true fans of long posts 📚
Love you, my resilient ones 🤍
Let’s make 2026 noticeably more productive 🚀
If you read this to the end - drop an emoji or a couple of words in the comments, I’ve missed you 🫶
To celebrate @Bybit_Official turning 7, I rounded up the very last crumbs of creativity, wild fantasies, and spare minutes of 2025 and somehow produced my first-ever music track. Absolute blast - I've never cackled so much in my life as during the making of this glorious "masterpiece" 😇Pure comedy gold 🤣 Anyway, Happy New Year, everyone! 🎄Here's to leveling up, crushing it, and finally getting all those secret wishes granted! 🥂
Celebrate 7 years of @Bybit_Official with us.
Create a birthday card featuring your evolving Mantle companion and @MantleIntern_ in any format or style.
Bonus points for creative and quality takes on the Bybit × Mantle story.
Drop your entries in the comments by Dec. 31 ↓
There are so many awesome birthday cards in the comments. I really don't envy the team that's got to pick the winners. To make your job a bit more fun while you're hunting for the absolute best ones, I've recorded this upbeat festive track for you. Turn it up loud! Happy 7th Anniversary, Bybit! 🥳🎉🥳
My boost volume has already dipped below $500😅, and I’m just sitting here like that cat - eyes glued to the chart 👀, tail twitching like crazy, waiting for the new trading competition 🏁🔥 to finally kick off so I can jump in, top up the volume 🚀claim my rightful spot on the leaderboard 🥇 and at least give this pathetic “projected profit” 📉 a tiny bump so it stops laughing right in my damn face😸