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life in the world

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distancing myself from someone toxic by telling them the truth

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if you lack purpose, it's probably your own fault not society's

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@our_decay my supervisor said this to me once and i lost it so bad he immediately apologized told me to lower my voice said he would never say it again

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added to another group chat

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@iPadLoveU this is just my apartment

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misheard bf saying oil has gone up as moyal has gone up by responding 'people going to have to start cutting their own foreskins off'

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all my group chats have died. it rules

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@baswarsa time to put the pen down, bashir

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the ivy league distorts the soul

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vacationing on this account again bc they're calling me retarded, telling me to kill myself for not loving taiwanese existential drama, the hole

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@annakhachiyan stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

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it's not going to end well folks. they got me in their grip

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i have created a black market ride share system where men on scooters yell at me on the street and i convince them to drive me to my destination

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kind of tired of whoavicky's whole thing

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@tallulanon they complain about the desire being manufactured for them but cannot break free its thrall

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i want to get pregnant so i can blame all my worst behaviors on the baby

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all my other acct's tweets are going viral proving my ability to thrive and clown in racist, degenerate spaces

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is it normal for hotels to seal the shower drain shut, no bathtub just stall, so you come back after a sixteen hour seminar day and don't notice the water not draining when you take a shower and flood your hotel room

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the meanest people i know are doing emdr therapy

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femininity makes people mean and wallowing. why. focusing on men makes women insane and boring. yes! i prefer the masculine aspects of friendship. why. cool recommendations in the group chat. yes!