jeff

DO NOT BAKE ME INTO A PIE—I DO NOT WANT TO BE BAKED INTO A PIE OR SHAVED OFF FOR TASTY BEVERAGES OF ANY KIND

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this me

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HOWDY

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@potatoheadz11 HELLLLO

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I ran out of pumpkin puns a year ago

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I feel like this mass candy-corn hate mob came out of nowhere

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@Cars2Enjoyer I got a crow-repellent bodyguard and a patch of pals, you’ll never get to me!!

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@cnspeckhardt @justagoose47 to you maybe

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@Cars2Enjoyer and I’ll do everything in my power to stop you

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@Cars2Enjoyer you’re gonna have to dismantle the entire corn industry to get to that guy, and I’ll make sure that never happens

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Yes I can downvote
No, I won’t share (but rly want to, it shows a lil orange color inside the arrow n it’s rly cool n prty n looks just like a pumpkins glow on an autumn night)

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@TheRealMrGex roll call

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peak tober album

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@literallyxavier I hope a squirrel eats you out from the inside

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@Cars2Enjoyer AAAH!!

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@CraftyAD360 say that again, i dare you

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It's pumpkin time baby

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@akshayjainn Ty! Maybe one day I’ll be promoted to head gourd! (the last guy got kidnapped by the @bakersunion_ …)

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@VoodooIsA10 Why are bakers allowed to eat pumpkins but pumpkins not allowed to eat bakers?

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why is everyone ignoring the squash-talk outage? i smell a baker conspiracy coming on...