Bats

I'm Jess

[HighClouds @HighCloudsmag]

Bats (@pumpkinmaster99) asks the right questions on "Going For Oysters" https://t.co/iCpD6vytB3

[For The Rabbits @ForTheRabbits]

Evening Reading: #FiveThingsWeLikedThisWeek https://t.co/jEnuQaq0EE

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The good thing g about the washing machine is how they made an incentive to get your clothes out of it, with the clothes being wet after the cycle and all. They fucked up in making the dryer because there’s no incentive like that

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@gijmdlvjspldl Just julienne a carrot… who do u think u are god?

[ryan @longislandthot1]

Jess doesn’t like fun facts she only likes James

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My roommates when they go out for the night & nobody else is home

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Insane to think that the kind god who invented water chestnuts and the sick bastard who allowed man to invent hormonal birth control are one and the same

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When other r people sleep it looks like sawin’ logs in their head but when I sleep it looks like slicing a perfect tomato with a knife made of glass

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@B_nice2_Me liking because I feel called out

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me every time i walk into carrabba’s

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DONT want to book another tour for my band but DO want an excuse to spend 5 hours making a rubber band ball in the back of a minivan

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@mac_gere Thank u!!

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Starting a job I’ve been trying to get for months in a couple days who wants to come over and slam my arm in a door so it breaks

[georganna @gjeepers00]

Jacob corenflos be giving off the most Mr Mint energy smh

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@MLWTTKKofficial Are we hanging

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I love when my friends play pickup sports unless it is frisbee, in which case it is clearly a ploy to exclude & alienate women

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@longislandthot1 Ur right

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I would pay probably like 85 bucks to just know what my face is shaped like