Hey @waze if you are gonna reroute me to make my trip “8 mins sooner”, don’t reroute me into a neighborhood street festival and make my 8 mins sooner turn into an hour later
Kind of wild to hear that people are claiming they shaped my brand and made me what I am. The only credit I ever give is to the Lost Boys Collective (RIP). Them mfers sat me in front of a board and said “now spin.” Otherwise I have built everything on my own 💀 big moves by ME.
I just realized the worst wisdom tooth in my mouth is missing half the tooth? Like it cracked off? When? Can it just fall out now so I don’t have to pay $500? 😭
My coworker showed up with trench coats for me to try on for Chicago. Why are the men of the group so concerned for the one time I wanna look like a BAD bitch 💀
My friends are paying for my travel to fly out to Texas for a week in a couple weeks 😭 I fucking miss my girlie too much and this means the world to me.
My nephew: you have taught me more manners and being polite in one weekend then my entire school did
Me: that’s because you can still be a crazy little man, but you need to say please, thank you, excuse me, and be aware of your surroundings.
I formed the craziest polite man.
My nephew: if I joined a mariachi band, would you come to my concerts?
Me: Yes. Every single one. Front and center
Him: even if it’s only one person there and in a icky venue
Me: absolutely
Him: and that’s why you are the best auntie
🥺😭
“This has been the best summer ever so far and I have SO many crazy stories. AND MY AUNT IS FAMOUS HOW COOL IS THAT?!”
-my 10 year old nephew at his first fest
It’s cute he views me as a celebrity