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volcanic bitch

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nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches 😭

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@cicatrixtwigs L o l yes the nibbling is like 14 months old at this point but l o l what a shirt

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

If you run into any issues at the polls, call our voter assistance hotline at 833-336-8683.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

North Carolina Voter In Heavily Gerrymandered District Somehow Voting For Montana Senate, Mayor Of Phoenix https://t.co/JqPb3AFXpO

[Amber Joy @officialambrjoy]

How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Mate, do you want to be seen or not?

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘Sorry to Put All That On You,’ Says Woman to Therapist: https://t.co/Wxl9h4wddB

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@cicatrixtwigs @matthewmercer also this reply is v late XD

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@cicatrixtwigs @matthewmercer alas no one that may be useful :(

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@lafemmeluna @netflix ooooh

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@lafemmeluna 👀

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@MissCazmataz Ahahhaha ahh

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and furious about this. he’s so pretty, how could you do him so wrong like this :(

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Janelleeeeeeeee

[The Associated Press @AP]

The #MetGala returned to the first Monday in May with a celebration of American design and a theme of gilded glamour.

Some celebrities who arrived early interpreted the theme in looks of black or white. Others went with royal purples and glittery golds and silvers.

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@monodramatique she looks like she’s gonna be cast in a film of Valley of the Dolls

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ok ok ok bedtime time to stop staring at the rich people clothes

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@monodramatique appaz meant to channel what working class immigrants would’ve worn at the time? acceptable tho… on the cusp of ironic…

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fully obsessed with this also tbh.

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@monodramatique idk who twitter decided to tag just then?? weird. deleted. so many of them have decided to just go 20s, but she is almost looking like she’s in corpse paint o.O

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@monodramatique … another lady younger than me who has turned up looking 20 years older

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@monodramatique hahahahah i just had the same thought: “oooookay, that’s the last straw, it’s time to go”