emily

they don't call me legs but I wish they did

[emily @pumpybisquick]

hi i experience feelings!!!!!!

[emily @pumpybisquick]

Insane just peed on top of the toilet seat in the porta potty god

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Angels

[emily @pumpybisquick]

I’ve been suuuuuuper busy sorting my glittery milk for my virtual cat please don’t text

[emily @pumpybisquick]

Had a dream I cried after finding a complete set of Judy moody books at the thrift merry Christmas

[emily @pumpybisquick]

Double feature Heidi and Open Season who’s down

[emily @pumpybisquick]

just me glowing in appleton

[emily @pumpybisquick]

drinking game where u take a shot every time my mom says she forgot the broccoli bliss

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

God did this for me

[emily @pumpybisquick]

the kids favorite game is to scream POISON at me and then I have to pretend to die

[emily @pumpybisquick]

My snack tonight just happened to be toads fav aka a glass of water and cheese crackers

[emily @pumpybisquick]

baby wants red lobster

[emily @pumpybisquick]

can i blame my laziness on going to my fathers house when I was a lil girl and asking him what we were gonna do and he’d say we were gonna play the sit on the couch game that’s gotta be something right???

[LAKUTIS @LAKUTIS]

Dont show me anything in the phone anymore. Theres nothing i need to know thats in the phone. Show me a birds eye, a childs smile

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

leaked image of the aliens

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Outback for lunch... Texas Roadhouse for dinner!? That's how I roll.

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE SUN IS IN LEO, THE MOON IS IN LIBRA