HeluThere

Captain of the Banes of Thunder ⛈️⚡ hero (for higher) of phandalin
Art by @jupiter_amore on Instagram (whatever that is)

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Jill and I pray for the victims, their families and devastated community from yesterday’s mass shooting in Buffalo, New York. Our hearts are heavy once again but our resolve must not waver; we must work together to address the hate that remains a stain on the soul of this nation.

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

@fl0werbl0ss0m Oh Gods no they're still following us around?

[Blossom @fl0werbl0ss0m]

According to the rest of The Bames of Thunder, I am the one most likely to jump over the counter and make myself a Bic Mac? What’s a Big Mac? #dnd #partysuperlatives

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

@fl0werbl0ss0m According to Marcus it's like a really big pie made of macintosh apples
It's a big thing in Waterdeep around the fall harvest or something

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

@gingrdangr @fl0werbl0ss0m We're gonna need a really big potato sack

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Update: that was indeed Sedge Satan has failed once again to fine me

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

should I seek medical attention after chugging 3 steins of Fey Mead? asking for a friend
bc woof

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Marcus is on the roof pole dancing with the weather vain and either Sedge is screaming at him or that's Satan coming to skin me after I kicked off his balls

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

@fl0werbl0ss0m I like you too Blossom 🌸

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Mood of the day: Do my friends hate me or do I just need to take a nap
Stay tuned for the answer folks ☺️😘 #dnd #icespire

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Ugh okay so Marcus is asking me to ask all of you what your favorite restaurant is so we can make a more efficient map while in the Feywilds
Don't let me down internet
#DnD #Feywild

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Addendum: the person who can copy+paste themselves has a job and is therefore the most normal

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(Repost bc no one's told me how this small magic box with the bird messenger works)

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

A family can be a sad scholar who's writing our saga, a shady not-17-yr-old who we didn't know was shady until recently, an emotionally stunted teenager that now has magic, an amnesiac who can cast fireball 3 times a day, and someone who can copy+paste themselves

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

There's something to be said about a random hermit in the woods baffled by what's happening to us but still down to show us the way to their home

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Time to speed run making a new friend #traumadump

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

It's me I'm the friend, idk how this works in any capacity

[HeluThere @punchah0lic]

Does your 3mo old friendship count if you all have been side stepping each other's major trauma and are actual strangers that you happen to like and have unalived a dragon together? Asking for a friend