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bad ideas for a bad crowd. NY times worst selling author

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i will not call the judges "your honor." in america we dont have titles of nobility. they will get a simple "yes dude" from me

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looking forward to the upcoming april fools holiday, the one month a year where I don't have to pay rent

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I follow Bill Gates on linkedin not because I like the man, but because I want to keep an eye on him

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why does my microsoft computer think i want to know that the usd conversion to the japanese yen is down 0.78%

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I did this poll in 2021 but I want to see where we are now in the year of our Lord 2024

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which crisis of 2021 was your least favorite

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@bewbin bobin you're finally famous

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i legitimately hate the new way wikipedia looks and because of this i am protesting and will not learn any new knowledge for the next 72 hours

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sometimes when i get up from my laptop i put my earbuds down and then when i get back and put them in my ears they are really hot because they were by my laptop's vent and i call this "hot ear"

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honestly, make way for the king's guard

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CURRENTLY TAKING 2X THE REQUIRED DOSE OF VITAMINS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE 2X AS STRONG OF A MAN

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youtube: desperate for me to watch the latest mr beast video
me: I'll wait a bit thank you very much

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I only invest in noble gases like helium. it can only go up

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@bewbin are you that guy from tumblr con

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does anyone else think there's a disproportionate amount of people from scottsdale arizona?

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after nearly a month of not eating any superfoods, I have regained feeling in my tail

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day 195 of only eating superfoods recommended by dr oz. today I lost all feeling in my tail

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feeling restless and whimsical

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Why do people keep calling me a misogynist? I don't even like massages