Punce de León

Da liver Aang you're Dai Li pose 'ove punacity. Pabulous! Police hole you're Appalause; Wii due naught lichen horse vois form ya'll-in. I'Mako yo punties derp.

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So hey @cher... have you ever been to #CHERnobyl?

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I love doing #laundry it really feels like a #load off my shoulders

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I have #cenanough of the #JohnCena puns! =3

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What is the favorite band of #IndianaJones? Answer: #TheRollingStones

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@IndianaJones what is Indy's least favorite band? The #RollingStones

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You used to #kami on my #cell phone... #DragonBallZ

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If Anne has a will, then #AnneHathaway

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I would make a #clothing pun but I can #knot at the moment because I'm all #tied up.

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@skyrimnews How many fingers does a Dragonborn have? Answer: Two fingers and a #Thuumb

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@FloydMayweather @MannyPacquiao Does a #matchbox? No, but a #tincan

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@Narshodamus Happy #sinkodemayo!

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#GameDay Didn't know the super bowl was today. Best of luck for the #Patrats vs. #Seakings game!

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@joelmchale if I gave you my address could you send me an autographed piece of Joel #McMail?

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Ever had #sex while camping? It's #fucking #in #tents

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I really don't like #Firenze from the Harry Potter series, he always needs to be the #centaur of attention.

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I was gonna make a #pokemon joke, but then I decided #Natu #noshayminagoodjoke #mledyba #jokemon

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@Water @IKEAFoundation Water you doing? I still don't sea what you're docking a boat.

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smash bros pls #eggplant @squash #lettucearmy

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@Blaire_Phillips What do you call a resource for people who love Hot cheetos #addictionary.

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@tkroninger It makes me sad that some other people are able to easily be a morning person. The whole situation makes me a #mourningperson.