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@thehasyagirl u literally wore purple pants

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@yucccf care to confirm or deny these allegations?

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at 3:27 am today @yucccf went out to buy a coke can but due to his need to replace the letter m with the letter n he asked for a coke cam instead, the shopkeeper assuming it to be a new product called up the local factory who in turn called their heads and long story short

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@choohaeilish all news on this acc is 100% the truth

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@choohaeilish yes

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@kuchbhichalraha no like story se i meant i posted a tweet on this acc cuz this acc is my shitposting acc

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@kuchbhichalraha tysm i posted story on yucc today go see

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@kuchbhichalraha beeleaf in yourself ashb

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@theKutiyeti the fries lodged in her throat have rendered her unable to use her throat at all

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one of our highly anonymous sources has left a super secret tip that @theKutiyeti has been convincing singers to swallow fries whole as a method of training and calling it vocal fries, this dangerous sabotage tactic has led to ariana grande taking a sudden break from the stage

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for more details on the horrendous crime as well as public outcry to stop nishkal's attempts at t-posing in his mugshot, stay tuned to @punetwt!

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@_montelukast should I tweet from this account or my main 🤔🤔🤔

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@mrinininininini @ninad__berry10 Did we sign your NDA before you disclosed this information to one of our reporters? Because if we did, please dm me their contact details ASAP and I will have a word with them personally and print a retraction apology in our next issue.

Regards,
punetwt

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Our sources say that @mrinininininini and @ninad__berry10 were spotted together at a coffee shop late last night, at around 9:56 pm, and from an eyewitness waiter on the scene, they both allegedly tried to spike the other's drinks with cyanide multiple times.

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@ninad__berry10 @mrinininininini sir, we thought we'd try and save you from getting embarrassed too much

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@devyanibiriyani @mrinininininini @ninad__berry10 I feel really saddened about breaking this news to you, but no, they weren't

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The CSK vs MI match stirred up tensions not only in most Indian homes, but on our wholesome Pune twt GC front as well. We can only hope that peace will return to these deserving angels once more.

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Luckily, both being suspicious fellows, neither of them consumed the cyanide-laced coffees, but Mrinini apparently attempted to poison Ninad a total of 54 times, while Ninad did so only 46 times. They had both met under the pretext of a date. However, it was merely sexy sabotage.