PISS LTD (Official)

Bottle your PISS. Store it somewhere cool and dry. Remove it when I tell you to.

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

why is 5 afraid of 6? cuz 6 7 hahaha SHIT i told you to STOP moving your TONGUE, ok... calculus on 4. 5 ok. inflammation on 6 7 i TOLD YOU to STOP

[aaron powell @foglake_]

a guy just took this photo of us because he thought we were foxing

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

Nobody follows this account, but if you do and were at riptide, yippee! my riptide 2025 photos are here yahoo!! https://t.co/yDR8zd8rC8

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

writing a philosophy essay on Aristotle for school and when i wrote "It is by degrees that a slave can be just", i shut my laptop and punched a wall. i can't fucking do this lol

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

@iphone194629174 Good Ass Pic

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

we're reaching out to you about your car's exteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee🫦eeeeeeeeeeee🫦🫦🫦eeeeeeee🫦🫦eeeeee

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

@emobagpipes mcdonald 2-4-1 bib borger meal and famly gyu always get me in bed

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

@v3nusthegirl @petermuffintop revisiting an appeal, gonna try to find this stupid video

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

@emobagpipes WELCOME BACK LET'S MEET UP ASAP

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

@emobagpipes i just flew from new york to detroit last night, and i'm wondering if we were in any of the same airports at the same times?

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

actually, i want a tuesday kind of love and a sunday kind of opioid

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

"it's been a minute" bitch, no it's been ~ one week since you looked at me ~

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

got exiled from church but thinking about going back to make amens

i'm going to cum in the bible

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

learned how to fly a couple months ago. if i think about peepee and poopoo, i fly twice as fast

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

all these boys want is my extra time and also my kiss 😡

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

a stranger told me i'm seelie court

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

[runway taximan in a car taxi for the first time]

LET'S GET THIS BABY OFF THE GROUND

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

[passing past self on street]

me: deja vu!

past me: AGH

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

queues song (runtime 5:03) in car, tells token dj to just skip to around 3:00, talks over the song about penis enhancer 9/11 con for 1:30, at 4:55 unbuckles seat belt and reaches for the phone to hit NEXT>|

[PISS LTD (Official) @punk_elder_rage]

if i don't message you back, it's personal, i have a giant grudge against you