kaid

he/him/it/its | 26 | alba gu bràth

[kaid @punkle_]

astronaut tgirls be like "t-minus"

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[kaid @punkle_]

ive been out as a dude for 11 years this month, if its a phase i think im pretty fucked at this point

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

a crackhead just tore out the copper wires in my prosthetic penis

[Wefail @wefail]

Please stop talking about the Falklands, you're going to summon her.

[𝐚. 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬 @ladymurkoff]

please do not put your penis in the murkoff blood extractors.

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest

[Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @arron1s]

a reminder that these grifters don’t want to “restore” britain, they want to become america.

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

FREE DR. HUSSAM ABU SAFIYA
FREE DR. HUSSAM ABU SAFIYA
FREE DR. HUSSAM ABU SAFIYA
FREE DR. HUSSAM ABU SAFIYA
FREE DR. HUSSAM ABU SAFIYA

[Vandal @vandal_isms]

i put these on instagram, so they gotta go here too

[kaid @punkle_]

instagram is so fun i love displaying my shit art from months ago next to my slightly less shit art

[PALESTINE ONLINE 🇵🇸 @OnlinePalEng]

📍Whitney Museum of American Art, New York

Via: jonathanallenstudio

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Detained Gaza hospital director Dr Hussam Abu Safia reportedly told his lawyer during his latest prison visit.

His family says his health has sharply deteriorated, while Palestinian prisoner authorities say he has been tortured in Israeli detention.

[kaid @punkle_]

@tdopoms he was born at 10 months tho

[kaid @punkle_]

cemented my place as the dumb fuck in the friend group that now i can say something stupid and everyone thinks im serious

[🦡Badger Gary🏳️‍🌈 || @garrusvnbadger.🟦🌌.social @GarrusVNBadger]

But do his balls shrink/expand depending on the temperature?

[kaid @punkle_]

i hope iran win

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump will present the trophy to the winners of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, the FIFA president confirms.

[Lewis Saunderson @methodman26]

We are not made for this heat 🥵🔥🇬🇧

#heatwave #summer #fyp #foryou #relatable #uk #fypシ゚viral #fypシ゚ #viral #funny

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

this is why liz truss is the goat. she got in, killed the queen, bent the economy over and resigned in disgrace. no pissing about, job done in 2 months. that’s called efficiency.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Today Israel has murdered children and journalists.

They do it every single day.

Armed to the teeth by the US/EU/UK.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸