degenpunk

memecoins | solana and eth | old Investor | My tweets are not a financial advice | use terminal

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

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[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

Looking for a video editor in the crypto niche!

NEED SOMEONE THAT MAKES PRO VIDEOS

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[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

@_mochiipaw_ yes sure hit me up

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

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[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

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[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

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[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

trade on axiom to win

https://t.co/bnJGSTFN42

made 11k on base:0xb095274743941e953c746f9c228da9c18bb6ec29 from the first few seconds i knew its a rug but i made it fast enough

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

@0xmtech @ponsdotfamily what on the name of scam is this

[Solana @solana]

Did you pass the IQ test?

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

@cryptojourneyrs its a liquidity dran coin

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SNIPE $LAPTOP You have better odds hitting a 1000x multiplier on a rainbet roulette than making even $100 sniping this token. The tools insiders will use are WAY more advanced than anything that is publicly available. You WILL lose money.

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

this is how Hunter Biden's launch is going to retire me. i've been running a sniper bot on base for a few months. nothing fancy on paper: rust, my own base node, hosted in the same AWS region as the coinbase sequencer. ping to the sequencer: 9ms. that number is the whole business. here's the problem with $LAPTOP. it's on base. base has no public mempool. you can't see the pool before it exists, and by the time it shows up on dexscreener the block is already closed and 2,000 people are fighting for block 1. block 1 is where you lose money. so the bot doesn't watch the token. it watches the deployer. since the WSJ story dropped i've had a scraper mapping every wallet that funded the

solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

team's base contracts, the agency hunter is using, and 3 fresh wallets that got 40 ETH from coinbase prime last week and haven't moved. Fable 5.1 scored them. one of them is the deployer with ~90% confidence. i'm not sharing it. the trigger is PoolManager.initialize() from that wallet. uniswap v4, that's the only event that matters. the moment my node sees it in the sequencer's block stream, the bot already knows the pool id, the token address and the initial price. no waiting for a CA post, no waiting for a telegram. then the part nobody does. a 7% buy from one wallet doesn't work: max-wallet caps, slippage, and you end up holding 0.4% at a 40x. so i've got 140 wallets, all funded a month ago, all with pre-signed transactions sitting in memory. same block, 140 buys, each one sized to stay under any cap they set. the sequencer orders by arrival, and i arrive first. before it fires, Fable 5.1 pulls the bytecode and runs it through a local fork in under 200ms: sell tax, blacklist function, hidden mint, trading-enabled flag. if anything is off it kills all 140 txs. if it's clean, it fires. i don't touch anything. i'll probably be asleep. the math is simple. 1B supply. 30% locked for founders, 20% airdropped to

solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

holders. the real float is ~500M. i'm taking 70M of it.
solana:6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN
hit $15B. if $LAPTOP does even $1B, that's $70M sitting in wallets i control. one block. one trade. that's the whole plan. see you on the 9th.

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

this is the $LAPTOP CA
CA: 0xB095274743941e953c746F9C228DA9c18Bb6ec29

and this it the official x account @Laptoptoken
anything else is scam stay safe.

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

I can manage to get the $LAPTOP CA early follow me i might post it 👀

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

$LAPTOP

September 9

[Nova @badattrading_]

How bonding a coin at $180k mc will feel like when solana is at $500

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

@wydmayaaa i post some good content

[iso @iso1000x]

if only i got double filled

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

@X_supporttop1 yessir i post good content

[degenpunk @punkofpunks]

Just tested the Nanoarb bot on Solana.
Started with 5 SOL → ended with 8 SOL in a few minutes through pure arbitrage.
No complicated setup, just clean execution. Video of the full run 👇

https://t.co/szlvOlYXhz