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My Adderall smoothie brings all the boys to the 98,617 blades of grass in my yard. http://t.co/s1vGfIAUQD

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http://t.co/Q1ofj5D30K Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires.

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New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much. http://t.co/iIIXi8PA2b

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Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. http://t.co/hIRQS6WlIj

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/JMgOKMkUiL

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http://t.co/sKN399Obow No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call? This IRS guy sounded pretty into me http://t.co/pPlKm4bA

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http://t.co/dLDowhHn Auto correct is my worst enema.

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http://t.co/HZIHMUh3 Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't.

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