SciencePuns

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Gold walks into a bar and the bartender says "Au we don't serve your kind here"

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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
It becomes daytrogen.

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Titrations are a great workout routine, you get buffer.

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If you get with me you'll be (Mg, Fe)7 Si8 O22 (OH)2.

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Hey, did we just share electrons?
Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

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Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus?
'Cause you're making me drool.

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If we were like chromosomes, you'd be my homologous pair.

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Are you an exothermic reaction?
Because you spread hotness everywhere

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Are you made of copper?
Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.

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You're more special than relativity

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I'm more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron.

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What is the dullest element?
Bohrium.

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What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
Seawater.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.

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How did someone define hydrophobic on their chemistry exam?
Fear of utility bills.

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I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

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The name is Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

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Why do chemists prefer nitrates?
Because they're cheaper to day rates.

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Where do you put dirty dishes?
In the zinc.

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What is a cation afraid of?
A dogion.