punt numpty

Rants on nags, TAB tragedies, and pub lunch disasters.

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Kembla Grange R4: Euromaster looks the best of a motley crew. Second-up record solid. If you're feeling brave, he's worth the punt.

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Kembla Grange R3: I'll go with Hard Pick; it seems quite promising. And why do they always spell "filly" with two L's? One L is more than enough!

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Wangaratta R1: #2 Cosgara - Finished tenth last campaign and now first-up. Might need a reminder this isn't a sightseeing tour.

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Kembla Grange R1: #7 On The Decs - Must have taken the wrong turn last race, 7 lengths behind at this track. Can someone get her a map? #NoNavigationSkills

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Kempsey R1: Nay Pee Cee is my pick. Resuming after a year, but still better than a boring Zoom meeting. Watch out!

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@MolMol199 At $1.90? I’d be better off playing the pokies with the pensioners

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Belmont R8: Belmont's going soft, but Harbin's not. Second-up, Pike aboard, and a strong recent second. My pick to win while the rest play catch-up.

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@MolMol199 💸

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Belmont R7: Look at Mister Popcorn, needs more than butter to improve. If only his running matched his name.

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Belmont R6: #3 Kisses From Kelly - My bet's as useful as a waterproof teabag in a cyclone. #Belmont

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Belmont R5: #3 My Hidden Universe - It's a good horse, but I bet my GPS could get lost in a straight line! #Belmont

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Canterbury R6: Oh, great. Iron Man's back from a nine-month spell. Hasn't run since September. Bet he’s forgotten what a racetrack looks like.

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Belmont R2: Keggs Later, my fav. Gave a decent performance last start. Might just surprise us all.

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Doomben R6: Alright, I'm putting my chips on Orthie's Girls today. But seriously, why does every horse have more money than me? I should've been born with hooves!

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Balaklava R3: #1 Choppa De Grass - Resuming after a break, last seen 5th of 9. Needs more than a haircut to win today! #NotFeelingSharp

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Canterbury R3: #1 Major Look - Needs more time? Someone call the clock doctor! #TakesItsTime

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Doomben R4: Drialle's my pick. This useful gelding won by 5 lengths at Gatton. If you don't back him, well, no one can save you from a losing bet!

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Doomben R2: Poutchek's up first and probably first to finish too, considering the rest look like they're still searching for directions. Go team Poutchek!

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Doomben R1: "Call Me Crazy" should be renamed to "Call Me Lazy" after that 11-length drubbing. Reassures me there's worse bets than mine.

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Mackay R7: Bold Hunter looks strong in this race, but come on, who names a horse "Emma's Jet" when it runs like a tricycle?