Ian Hill

I basically use Twitter to complain to and about our Corporate overlords as well as fishing for likes from celebrities. Damn, I love likes.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@keepersecurity Somebody is posing as my security advisor for my company and has sent me an invite to join Keeper. Who do I talk to about this hacker?

[Ian Hill @punxave]

Hey @eBay I'm trying to reach a real person because the seller ghosted. But the best you can do is send us to the help page and ask for a refund. Already did that. You said the seller didn't respond when you reached out and told me to request a refund. Stop sending me in circles!

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@_ask_hertz One, I didn't message you. I tagged you so that people could see we're switching because of how bad you've gotten. Two, all the changes you've made have made renting with you impossible and a dreadful experience. We're switching to someone else. Just trying to figure out who.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@nationalcares We called to swap our status from @Hertz because National is better. However, over the phone you said you don't do that. Well, here's a screenshot of your website saying you do. False advertising? Dishonest rep? We rent weekly and want to switch. What's the deal?

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@nationalcares It's been over two weeks so we're well past 7-10 business days. We've already put in enough effort. @Hertz had the exact same indifference toward us. I think we'll just need to keep looking for a rental partner.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@nationalcares We submitted twice and no one responded. Then we talked to an agent at the desk and they said @nationalcares doesn't do it anymore. Today I called and they said you do match. We're considering going somewhere else because if this is our experience to start, we may look elsewhere.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@JeffPassan Can someone please grow a pair and acknowledge that the Red Sox are really good? Someone needs to hire me because this is pretty easy to see.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@JeffPassan Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses. Everyone is wrong about the Red Sox. The fan base is in their usual "We know nothing about baseball but we're big mad". They got rid of a $30M+ cancer. They could not be in a better position. Buy a P and 1B in the offseason. This isn't hard.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@JeffPassan 2026: I doubt they pick up Story's option. Move Rafaela to SS while Mayer gets himself figured out. Grab any of the myriad SP's and a 1B. Tell me this team is WS ready at that point. They're knocking on the door of first place right now.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@JeffPassan Inaction is exactly what the Red Sox needed. They got rental space savers. Good. They're 11-5 since the break after going in on a 10 win streak. And all these "experts" want to break that up? This team has a new emotional leader in Duran and people wanted to flip him.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@JeffPassan Story will opt out and they'll let him go. Lots of solid 1B and P options on the market come fall. Let's not forget how good they're playing. Red Sox fans don't get it. But @Dan_Shaughnessy whining about the "inaction" is stupid. It's click bait.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@Yankees I need help with a major ticket problem and you're guarding your representives requiring me to give you personal information for marketing. Not ok. I need help not tons of useless emails.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

You have to give the @Yankees customer service your personal information before they will even consider speaking to you. I have a major problem that is time sensitive and the phone number will not transfer you to a person. It says the live person is invalid and hangs up. Help!

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@Ticketmaster Killed my account and accused me of using bots. I have never done this. No warning, no conversation. Just ended my account. When I reached out they accused me with no evidence. When I said I'd never done it they said too bad. Suspended anyway.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@LindseyGrahamSC Why do you constantly insist on intentionally conflating socialism with democratic socialism when you know damn well they're not the same thing? Because you're trying to confuse your base into thinking something that's not true.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@DarrenJBeattie So what you're saying is the country is stronger than ever after Biden's presidency?

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@HomeDepot closed my credit account without my permission. Can I get some help @bbb_us?

[Ian Hill @punxave]

I have a @HomeDepot credit card. Doing a big project at home. I call to increase my limit so I can use my HD card for my project. But apparently they have to do a hard pull EVERY TIME you request an increase. Closing this out and going to @CapitalOne.

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@progressive jacks up my car insurance by 50% then has the gall to tell me it's so they can afford costs. All that with a 20% increase in revenue in 2023. They made $62 billion in 2023. How stupid do they think we are? @GEICO what you got?

[Ian Hill @punxave]

@shumakerjoey @Michell43656491 @Pirates We get it. You never played baseball and don't like the guy. Sure, he's hit or miss. But he's been solid enough to play 83% of the season at 1B. It's a different story if he's only playing 50 games. Nope every day player.