Schlong Oliver

loser by beck

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Have you had an egg bagel?
Yeah I’ve had every bagel
Have you had a pumpernickel bagel?
Guys if it’s a bagel I’ve eaten it

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

U show me some of the marvel rival skins and I have no fucking clue who I’m looking at LOLL

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Eating healthy will really have you taking the craziest shots of ur life

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

I’ve been in and out of the bathroom quite a bit tonight. The spot on the floor where my feet rest is now warm

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Fruits and veggies and water

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

New diet is only juice from Trader Joe’s and chipotle. I’m gonna look like sex on wheels by the end of next week

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

I’m boutta make a mess o’ potamia

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Aura failure…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

First official concept art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

There’s gotta be olden chud/incel media. Like a skinny ass woman with a striped one piece bathing suit and the 1920s equivalent of someone calling her pure goonslop

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

@SwaggyDonovan

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

@goblin_formula

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

“I’m gonna make the colors look readable and vibrant and put one of the greatest songs ever made in the background. That’ll show em!”

[RZ (youtube.com/@rzofthenorth) @rzofthenorth]

Man of Steel if it was directed by James Gunn

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Nicheslop is a term I’ve used today. It describes that one band your friend is REALLY into and cares deeply for purely because of how niche they are

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

I opened the app to this. It was so beautiful I forgot what I was gonna tweet

[joe flacco fan account @SwaggyDonovan]

people want burgers in places

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

@SwaggyDonovan

[joe flacco fan account @SwaggyDonovan]

people want burgers in places

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Ngl I get it when dudes keep underwear w holes on it. Some of this shit hugs my dick in a way no other underwear could. I’m not gonna let a couple holes get in the way of that

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

I feel as if in another life Zara Larsson and I were siblings and also lions

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

Bad bitches always got that one fat ass friend lowkey

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

How I’m looking at bro before I order another round

[Schlong Oliver @pupacshitkur]

I hate health slop on social media. Kill be some dipshit like “DID YOU KNOW CHEETOS ARE MADE WITH SHIT THATS ACTUALLY FUCKING BAD FOR YOU!?”