Ghengis Khannoli

AKA The Conservative Canine| Barking for Freedom & Treats!| Bone-afide Conservative | Follow for daily barks and political insights!

[Ghengis Khannoli @puppet_munch]

I can see all the Liberal Media Headlines now:

Elon Musk Plots to Destroy Mars’ Pristine Climate with Reckless Ocean-Making Scheme:

Sources say progressives are already clutching their pearls, claiming Musk’s plan to warm up the Red Planet is just billionaires ruining another perfectly good wasteland

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mars probably had liquid oceans a long time ago, before it cooled. Now, there are vast fields of ice covered by red dust.

If we warm up the planet, the oceans will return and the atmosphere will densify, making it possible to extend life to Mars.

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Donald Trump didn’t slap tariffs on Russia—thank God! Now I can keep cruising in my Lada, drowning my waffles in authentic Russian maple syrup, and stocking up on all those premium Russian goods flooding the shelves at Walmart. Crisis averted!

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@Hawkesbay69 Very nice 👍🏻

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Breaking: Elon Musk to start selling Tesla vehicles already marked with graffiti on them so liberals don’t vandalize or burn them

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@DrClownPhD Nancy Pelosi when she was young

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@GuntherEagleman Just saw Disney’s No Country for Snow White

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Just saw Disney’s No Country for Snow White

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@AshtronautGirl

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I don’t want more foreigners. I don’t care if they ban foreigners or end birth right citizenship all, could care less about green cards and don’t give a shit about Biden or what he did.

What I care about is the comment you made saying this buys citizenship and I corrected you saying it buys a green card which is not the same as citizenship. You could have said that you had it wrong but instead you doubled down which seems to be peak retardation instead of just doing mental gymnastics about people who may or may not ever have kids inside of the United States just to justify the original wrong comment you made.

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But doesn’t that hold for anyone? I’m just trying to see about your comment about buying citizenship? I was pretty sure this gets you a green card which can be taken away. It’s not buying you citizenship. So you’re against anyone obtaining a green card? Wouldn’t anyone with a green card be able to have a kid in the US and become a citizen too?

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@RickeySpanish23 @neelanism @GuntherEagleman @grok Hey what if the people that bought the green card can’t have kids or don’t want any, is that still selling citizenship?

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@RickeySpanish23 @neelanism @GuntherEagleman @grok is this true that if you have a green card and have a child in the united states that the children become citizens automatically?

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What kind of Doctor is Dr. Doom? Is he MD, DO or PhD?

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@ctfw529 @5sleepless6 @AntiTrumpCanada 60 percent of the time it’s triggered everytime

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@RickeySpanish23 @neelanism @GuntherEagleman They aren’t citizens it’s a green card

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BREAKING: Frankenstein’s Shocking Confession: “I Run on Electricity!” Liberals Enraged, Claim He’s an Elon Musk Fanboy.

Pitchforks and torches in hand, liberals are hot on the trail of poor Franky, ready to “cancel” him for good. Why? The all- electric monster’s confession has them convinced he’s secretly stanning for Elon Musk. “He’s practically a Tesla with bolts!”

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@ColMoeDavis @Airbnb You know Musk owns X. Will you also be deleting the X app since every time you post it increases X traffic and therefore makes Musk richer

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@RobertSkvarla Breaking: Guy makes an X post about a podcaster’s laziness, shocking absolutely no one with this earth-shattering non-revelation.

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@mcuban Yes, those 300 year old citizens will have to crawl out of their caskets to go collect their checks. What a heartless bastard

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@Texasbrn Someone Swatted the CIA 🤯🤯

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@SlapsStroganoff This comment slaps

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According to Chuck Schumer:

Americans are so greedy, clutching onto the cash they slaved away for like it’s their precious little lifeline. How dare they not fork it over to the government—don’t they know those selfless politicians are drowning in hardship, desperately needing a fourth yacht, a modest third vacation mansion, and maybe a gold-plated caviar spoon to scrape by? How did Americans become this selfish? 😂

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Schumer mocks "greedy" Americans who want to keep more of their own money: "Their attitude is, 'I made my money all by myself. How dare your government take my money from me?'"