Caroline

My power animal? Sock Puppet

[Zombie Cats - Zombie Kittens Soon🧟‍♂️😼 @zombiecatsnft]

GGAHRGHHHH!!! WE ARE HOLDING A ZOMBIE KITTENS AND ETH GIVEAWAY!!

Head over to our discord https://t.co/Mg7nkr8dfQ for more details!

[Caroline @puppetpants]

My husband just caught me staring at Steve Kornaki reading election results while we were kissing.... “I’m sorry, it started so suddenly two days ago. I always knew there was an attraction. I think we’re in love.”

[lyngardner @lyngardner]

My first fringe: the Edinburgh baby shows getting gurgles of applause https://t.co/hauiaJwYBQ

[Caroline @puppetpants]

I need cruelty free bacon.

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Where can an adult learn to breakdance, but like, wrapped in bubble wrap with a helmet and mouth guard? #hardcore

[Caroline @puppetpants]

A case for Unsolved Mysteries - The existence of mean, conservative potheads. THC contains kindness. Confounding & deeply disconcerting.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

See the teaser for the comedy-musical about the sole Wu-Tang Clan album that Martin Shkreli purchased https://t.co/vBFHEK4B7e

[Caroline @puppetpants]

That awkward moment when someone asks you when your baby is due and you look them straight in the eye and say, "4 months ago." #burn #kill

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Overheard at CircoFest San Juan, "I did 4 years of drama school for that?!" #dramaschool #ifeelya #theater

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Congratulations to @elkonopr for taking 1st Place 🏆 at the #fudis Gourmet Food Truck Event stregisbb.… https://t.co/clgTYAxWC8

[Caroline @puppetpants]

@diparmapr rolling out their 11th Anniversary special cocktail and pizza menu. This fantastic new… https://t.co/HFsQKMRjl0

[Caroline @puppetpants]

It's MONDAAAAAAAAY! #pitbull #gentle #happy #sweet https://t.co/6TdI6hyU7f

[Caroline @puppetpants]

I heart 😍 the Passion Fruit Panna Cotta from Tutt'Italia. Great day with @spoonfoodtours… https://t.co/dHpy3m5CCI

[Spoon™ @thespoonx]

Today @paulinasalach and @puppetpants are trying out the new menu at @tuttitalia2013. Thtuna carpaccio, marinated... http://t.co/xwUEPtluVh

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Gahhhhh. Dark chocolate caramel salted pretzel from Mueller Chocolates in rdgterminalmkt - perfectly… https://t.co/LXsQDDzIKG

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Stumbled upon my likeness in @rdgterminalmrkt 👯#readingterminalmarket #philly #foodiemoon #samesame… https://t.co/TMlt289xXZ

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Meanwhile in Philly @tommydinics roast pork, provolone, broccoli rabe sandwich in rdgterminalmkt is… https://t.co/jIxKtBlYoA

[Caroline @puppetpants]

Lin-Manuel Miranda's Hamilton at the Richard Rogers Theatre: Snap. Go see it. Just don't forget to… https://t.co/n0ieLSMN1S

[Caroline @puppetpants]

My late departed baby Homer smallhomer used to hang out at Crif Dogs with mhbomb on the regular. He… https://t.co/JdkqEoomZh

[Caroline @puppetpants]

BEHOLD THE GLORY! 🙏 Jon Jon Deragon dog from @crifdogs. Bacon-wrapped, house-made hotdog covered in… https://t.co/vnTYuNEjZn