Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine
“Resistance will only make things worse let me feel around in there make sure ur a suitable subjec- OW bitch didn’t I tell u not to bite? Well seems u may need a more ~invasive~ examination”