Dakota

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[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Created a private @dak_priv follow for posts that I wouldn't wanna make on this account

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

I'm so lonely nobody loves me crying crying

atleast he's here for me...

[Micheal Things 🍉 @mikedoesthingss]

the fly in your car who’s been bashing its head against the window for an hour straight the SECOND you try letting it out

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

I think some people forget the sun isn't considered a planet

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Just killed a fuckass mosquito #makingtheworldabetterplace

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great aunt homo sapien thank you for having kids so i can be here :3

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

There's always a bigger fish in the sea.. Become a girl

[kali 🧠🪓 @kalikkoenn]

every time i remember abt this shit i can't help but wonder, what if like. that's what the whole trans thing is about. a primordial drive to change your sex because of some fuckass fish gene

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

@Dutchfire5_ When I hit 3 followers

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

The timeline of becoming popular on Twitter and making your character into a marketable plushie consumes all.... Your greed is sickening

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

@MariSaysWah Bard because the pose

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Why is it always the bitches with gold chains and Louis Vuitton that don't tip? I've never had over 2k in my bank account and I ALWAYS tip. Like bitch you can afford the 1 dollar extra

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Her hair is blue or green for an AMAZING reason

[exy 🔚 @nuttyn0nsense]

i ain’t exactly blue, but i ain’t exactly green

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

@estropup That's not a shirt that's a hoodie

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Am I stupid or would dog not also be sanding away his paw pads as well?? That looks extremely painful...

[Rocky Bow Boa @RockyyBowBoa]

How Rocky files his nails 🐾

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

Corporate executives when they can only spend 25% of their year vacationing in exotic places... Its so terrible. These hard workers are willing to get their hands dirty with work emails and bossing others around... They deserve 50% of the year vacationing and a 100% pay raise!!!

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

@MariSaysWah AWESOME

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

and to think I would have been much better off if they just addressed the problem, had gotten me therapy, and didn't try to make me hate life more :/

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

When I was 18 I nearly committed suicide, I was riding my bike to the local train tracks to take my own life waiting to be hit by a train when a friend came over picked me up and talked me down. When I talked to my parents the next day my dad told me 'I should have just done it'-

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

[Dakota @puppydogfailure]

emotions and moving forward at times. We sorta have an alright relationship but I still cannot afford a car or to move out. BUT WE STAY HOPEFUL something has to happen right????