please do not give the puppy multiple choices it gets confused and overwhelmed, just pet them and call them a good puppy as you decide for them. Please and thank you
what if u saw through my innocent act and touched me inappropriately while telling me ur gonna do every disgusting thing i’ve been thinking abt while i struggle and pretend i don’t know what ur talking abt
puppy can't help but touch, hm? you crave my touch so immensely that you just can't avoid pleasing yourself and imagining it's me? aww.. poor baby. it's okay, i'm here.. i'll do a much better job pleasing you. you don't have to settle for your own hands anymore, pup.
Pet who had a long day finally getting home. Owner immediately scoops them up in their arms, cooing sweetly. "Look at you. You must have had a big day. I'm so proud of you, pet. Go ahead and relax, you don't need to think anymore. You can just be my sweet pet all night."