Phenjamin

he/they ✨ professional dog lover 🐶 part-time nerd, full-time plant dad 🌱🌰 this is my unseasoned account 😇 ADULTS can find me at @ftmarvellous being 🌶️🔥🥵

[hot Lon Chaney @XenaZeitgeist]

Me: I’m gender-fluid
Them: I thought you were non-binary
Me: I am. It’s a non-binary fluid, a brothy non-conforming gender soup.

[✨ spicy socialist ✨ @missssssandrist]

Don’t ask why I don’t feel bad for them #Submersible #Titan #TitanicRescue #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine #oceangate

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

I've finally finished my dragon skull print!! I decided to keep the horns as a separate piece to add on to armour or maybe as a necklace. I'm thinking mossy forest dragon steward vibes 💀🌳🍄

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

The way April BARRELED through these men to end up replacing her new husband with *his* ex-wife makes you really see how much less emotional trauma could be dished out if monogamous heteronormativity wasn't a thing that people ended up forced to perform 🥴 JUST MARRY THEM ALL???

[zealprophet27 @zealprophet27]

Roll Initiative.

Nothing else. Just ... Initiative.

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

How could you lie to us like this 😭

[Netflix @netflix]

Promise #LoveIsBlindLIVE will be worth the wait....

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

@netflix L I E S

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

YOU KNOW WHO HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN WITH A LIVE BROADCAST ON THEIR PLATFORM

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

I AM RAGE WATCHING ALL MY OTHER STREAMING SERVICES UNTIL @netflix PUTS THE #LOVEISBLINDREUNION ON AND THAT IS A PROMISE 😡😡😡😡😡

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

@netflix if you don't get this #LOVEISBLINDreunion sorted I will play a wHOLE SEASON OF ORIGINAL @hulu PROGRAMMING PURELY OUT OF SPITE

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

We all know Jackie is gonna pawn that ring for whatever money she can get and that's why she insisted on keeping it 👀

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

I can't wait to find out Josh is garbage in a relationship after a few weeks 🤣 maybe they'll change their last names to Basura

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

The way Jackie is a whole pile of trash who deserves the loveless uncommunicative marriage she'll end up in 🙃 I hope your life fkn sucks as much as you girl 🤣

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

I can be your angel Or your devil

[WOR$T WIFE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

2 more weeks of BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! what BLACK artists are you streaming today? what BLACK ANNND QUEER artists are you streaming today?

[C @_okayChanel]

So Alyssa wants to be on Married at the First Sight without.... being married.... at.... first.... sight.....?

#MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

😴😴😴

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

Watching season 14 of Married At First Sight and really truly FLOORED at how much this Alyssa lady sucks 🥴 "[Chris] is trying to make me look like a bad person!!!" Girl you made yourself look bad every time you opened your mouth wtf 🤣

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

My official petition to see the entire cast of @dropout give @BrennanLM some delicate smooches for Kiss A Ginger Day and also my mental health 😤

[Phenjamin @puppyplants]

Neurotypical ppl: pretend not to know someone they've met to be petty

Me, a Himbo: forgets almost every person I've ever met immediately bc I have one fkn brain cell and it is dedicated to thinking about my spouse's butt 24/7 😇