Holy Buddha Belly

I hope twitter will fill the emptiness of my soul. i like mischief, dogs, chocolate, burgers, etc.

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Awakened to the sophisticated yet strongly primal nature of our being

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Has anyone ever gotten whiplash from sneezing? #whiplash #sneeze

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Here I am, joining the static sound of millions of people screaming for attention via Internet. #attention

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New #McDonalds theme song: Ba dap bap bap bap I'm luggin it!

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I get an endorphin high looking at #luckycharms !!

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I wish "stick it to the man" was an app. I'd use it on all my devices. #stickittotheman #government #app

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So sick right now. If someone came at me with an axe I'd be understanding. #thewalkingdead

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If my nose was a movie title right now, it would be "a river runs through it"