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[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Eye of newt in 13 Covens has been recalled over undeclared magical effects

[Future Wakanda Citizen @Popeyezviewz]

@animetummytouch This is just suicideboys

[Nova @crazynova910]

La vida de este desafortunado escarabajo debe ser miserable si es que no ha muerto aún, indagando más resulta que no es que tenga una cabeza de larva, directamente su cabeza adulta está ahí dentro, comprimida y desfigurada.
No puede comer ni ver, su propio cuerpo es una jaula

[ratz 🐀 @hom0emo_]

i have been thinking about this photo for weeks

[ベル🐶ラム ボルゾイ @velzoi]

芝生っ！！！！すき！

[Nguyenkhoi Tran (comms open) @tzkhoidraws]

Walking on a giant muscular jaw, snakes of this seeded world have reached diversity never seen on their home world. Their tongues grew enormous to assume role of the mandible. The mobile dagger-sized fangs are equivalent to arms, wrestling prey down while venom does the rest.

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

6 year old son told me he likes a girl in his class so now i have to explain what hetslop is and how we don’t need more of it

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

(Trying to roast someone): BOT!!! Make a really epic insult. No, this sucks, make it funnier. BOT. Hey, tell this woman she sucks but use a lot of words. I SAID MAKE IT LONGER.

[steven @mynounswentpro]

we had to put down my dog last year because he kept misusing aave

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Saw this on r/gamingcirclejerk

[サクサラ @sakurabolu]

#borzoi #longdog #dog #ボルゾイ #大型犬

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[cas @lackacat]

Fuuuuck . Dude they were just kids . 10 years old.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Holy shit he’s insane

[Cosmo the Great @Kozzist]

Martin Luther is forced to watch this in hell btw