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New Pinned Tweet!!!

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

And then we complain about air pollution. Ha.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Question : Why did the road collapse?
Bhakts : Abey Khangressi.

Question : Why did the bridge collapse?
Bhakts : Abey Mulle.

Question : Why did the road flood within 10 minutes of rain?
Bhakts : Halala ki paidaish

Question : Why are trains dirty?
Bhakts : Kitne paise diye soros ne?

You ask them anything, these brainwashed zombies will have a standard template for reply starting with Pakistani and ending with soros.

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Whay is #KLRahul still standing in the slips? Asking for a friend.

#ENGvIND #LordsTest

[SANJAY HEGDE @sanjayuvacha]

Why is everyone complaining about #Kanwariyas ? They are behaving exactly the same way as your elected government behaves. Loud, aggressive, prone to violence and with the capacity to upturn anyone’s life, if they are unfortunate enough to make contact. The Kanwariyas at least go away after a month, but your government stays on.

[Ravi @tamilravi]

Me: Brush your teeth every day.

Sanghis: Why are you not telling this to Muslims and Christians?

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

What has Hindutva celebrated recently?

- Honor k!lling of a Hindu girl
- K!llings of Palestinian kids
- R@pe of a muslim tribal girl
- Garlanding of convicted gangr@pists
- Bhagalpur m@ssacre of muslims

If your ideology celebrates r@pes, k!llings & g€nocides, it's evil.

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@ShrrinG Sir cake or cow-dung cake ko compare karke sharminda na karein 🙏🏼

Bhagwaan aapko aur aapki aane wale pushton ko issi desh mein rakhe taaki woh unprecedented development experience kar sakein!

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@thenewsbasket Dekh ke achha laga

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

जब हॉनर किलिंग सेलिब्रेट होने लगे तो समझ जाओ उस देश का अंत नजदीक है। कचरा वाला देश है। ये विश्वगुरु तो नहीं विश्व गटर जरूर है।

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@chatt7594 @TheSanjivKapoor @MunCorpGurugram @DC_Gurugram @cmohry @PMOIndia @Suhelseth Boring! 🥱

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@Mudit0797 Modi ko bol press conference karke bata de ki woh kaise select hua hai baar baar!

Janta ka pyaar hai ya EVM ki bahaar?

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@sudhirchaudhary Tum apne media hone ka saboot kab doge sarkaar ke paltu 🐕

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@keysparagaa Haan! Because tab Pakistan karta tha, an hamari sarkaar khud karwaati hain elections se pehle. Toh frequency kam ho gayee hai chaman 🥱

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@iamPattnaik @amitmalviya They even don’t have leaders to represent them at global stages. Baaki partied se bhaade pe leke jaate hain 🥱

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@ramprasad_c

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@chatt7594 @TheSanjivKapoor @MunCorpGurugram @DC_Gurugram @cmohry @PMOIndia @Suhelseth . @grok why is this sanghi woman getting so riled up?

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@chatt7594 @TheSanjivKapoor @MunCorpGurugram @DC_Gurugram @cmohry @PMOIndia @Suhelseth Fixed it!!!

[Sanitary Panels @sanitarypanels]

Wrong for being dependent, wrong for being independent…

#RadhikaMerchant

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@chatt7594 @TheSanjivKapoor @MunCorpGurugram @DC_Gurugram @cmohry @PMOIndia @Suhelseth Ganwaar spotted!!!