november is my birthday month! it would mean so much to me if someone got me something off here, i would love a new cute collar <3
#nsfwtwt
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him forcing me to drink a bunch of water because “good puppy’s stay hydrated”, getting head pats and treats for doing what i’m told only for him to start telling me i need to hold it and not complain when i have to pee.
him pushing on my bladder while i desperately beg to use the bathroom, but dogs have to use the bathroom outside. they don’t go inside like ppl do and puppy isn’t a person.
❓ Then as a big boy I must ask. Would you date a plus size guy
💬 long as he can crack me and be as freaky as me then yeah, i genuinely don’t give a fuck abt that shit bro https://t.co/Madu5lyUK1