Pure Junk

Pure Junk was a band. Members came from Double Dagger, Thee Lexington Arrows, Charm Offensive, etc. This account is also Nolen rambling. [email protected]

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@baltimore311 You need to tell the folks running evictions to not trash this city! Spotted in Waverly, been here for days

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@JordanPeele thanks to @RahneAlexander for pointing out that this is STILL a thing

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@JordanPeele did you know that no theater within #Baltimore city limits has screened #GetOut yet? 🤔 Gotta travel to the burbs to see it

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Reasonable Person: The latest season of Black Mirror is great!
#Trump Fan: Why is it a BLACK mirror? When will there be a WHITE Mirror?!

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"If it's an illegitimate president, the body politic has ways to shut that whole thing down."
https://t.co/cnfYpQs3H0

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My facebook feed this morning is like this

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Pro Tip for Bad Bands: drop a Pokemon Go lure at your show to trick promoters into thinking you have a draw

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Shout out to the driver of this @mtamaryland 27 SB bus for being pretty on time today! Shout out the heat in the bus too!

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@mtamaryland A woman at the stop called her Doc's office to say she's late. They said "we understand. It's the 27." #TrueStory

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@mtamaryland heads up: a THIRD 27 heading north in the last hour. None coming south!!!

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@mtamaryland good thing I was only trying to get to work Early and not On Time

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@mtamaryland on a related note, just saw the second NB 27 I've seen from this spot since 8am. Is this a one-way route now?

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@mtamaryland The streets are pretty clear, yet several of us have been waiting at 34th for a SB 27 since 8:00am. What's up?

[Stephanie (SRB) @MayorSRB]

If your child normally eats afterschool meals at a rec center, s/he can get a meal tomorrow after noon. Call 211 #BaltSnow

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#confusecm @giannidubya @creativemorning

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@le_esperare @anniezaleski @getcerebral We also gotta get @tacobell to build @SeanJGray a walker out of taquitos @sxsw #MonetizeDisability

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@anniezaleski @SeanJGray @getcerebral @le_esperare If you could get spinning rims made of @Doritos on a wheelchair @sxsw would let you in

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@sxsw apparently doesn't think 20% of the U.S. population wants to see live music. Otherwise, why turn this down? https://t.co/GEYm4WEY8w

[Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski]

Pretty disappointing that the #SXSW panel on accessibility I proposed w.@SeanJGray, @getcerebral + @le_esperare wasn't accepted. ...

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@jenniferdaniel #StarWars is a toy company that makes fetish dolls for #Gamergate dudes... DUH. #TheForceAwakens

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@MayorSRB why don't you out pressure on this billionaire who owes $8M for H2O?https://t.co/AMQ78n4cyw