Slim Billy

amateur philosopher | moral relativism is evil | my opinions

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

It hurts more when you know the switch wasn't supposed to happen.

[SleeperTimberwolves @SleeperTWolves]

Without a doubt in my mind…

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Computah, enhance da constitution of da United States. Computah, improve upon da declawation of independence

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

would be cool if the Timberwolves got a win tomorrow

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

my spotify stats don't define me.

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

I was wrong about Chris Finch. He can coach.

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Wemby is all hype, no bite!

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Wemby is so tall he got whiplash from his neck

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

What a game from the Minnesota Timberwolves. I love my team! Make your free throws!

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Me neither, I’m not laughing at all.

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

Dog in the bakery being held up to look at the pastries and everyone laughs. Well I’m not laughing

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Kyle Anderson confirmed birder.

[Andrew Dukowitz @adukeMN]

Kyle Anderson on the story behind his cardinal tattoo

“It’s nothing major, it’s just something with me and my mother, we would get cardinals in my back yard and we’d have a great day, if there was tough times in the family we’d always see cardinals. It was just always like a right time right place type of thing. It’s just something for me to kind of remember my mother”

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

Siobhan, I have an in-tray the size of Argentina.

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

it's hard for me to feel bad for people who complain about the consequences of their choices

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

my wife really do be shopping

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

I will not be taking questions: the black-capped chickadee is the greatest backyard bird in North America. Unmatched agility, a color pattern that actually goes hard, a call you recognize instantly, and enough personality to make every other bird look boring.

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

you guys, i just learned empathy in my MBA leadership class. i had no idea.

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

@nicopufff That macdon's sprite tho

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

When you look at the stars, what do you see?

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

DtMF is one of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard

[Slim Billy @PureFreshWill]

They should have a “Men in Women’s Sports” day just like the “Women in Sports” day.