bear

i know a place out beyond these pines 🌱🐸🌻🐞🌳🌏☀️warm glow

[bear @puremitter]

sentiment about sediment

[bear @puremitter]

@izzytakesphotos you yelling mustard when you walk in?

[bear @puremitter]

@alyssa__joy hi!!!!! :)

[wilderness proponent @JTommins]

never felt such a strong need to write something right away before. but the long-dreaded freeze on forest service seasonal hiring made it seem important to remind folks about this

[bear @puremitter]

hippo campus owns the midwest

[bear @puremitter]

@ellie_elizabet “at the park” i work in parks

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

You think that’s stubborn? I haven’t updated my app since before the company was sold. The icon still says Twitter. I can’t see any blue checks. I can still see what device you posted from. I can still see all of your likes. The search function may no longer work, but I Am Free.

[aria the ninth @An_Aria_Blooms]

"Testosterone made me so horny I assaulted my girlfriend" hey man, that's not how that drug works. You're just a rapist. Hope this helps.

[Media Darling E$q. @BigBadReni]

In case you’re wondering, this one too is rape 👍

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Daily Brain Workout:
2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

[Raffaella @rafflalala]

me being a singer

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

don’t think the Chaya Raichik video will change much because her audience is exclusively morons but it is a perfect example of how the vast majority of bigots completely buckle under the weight of being asked a few variations of “what do you mean?”

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Fun Fact: Do you know why embryos can be frozen and babies can’t ? Because an embryo isn’t a living human.

[Scarlett @ScarLyann]

Taylor Swift ruined football blah blah blah… Of course she did. She had a marvelous time ruining everything. We established this 4 years ago. Keep up.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

who wants to go to fart city

[bear @puremitter]

i am judging. get off the boat if ur a conservationist its simple.

[💭 @ijboljng]

leo gotta be one of the strangest celebrities cause how u hoeing around with girls half ur age and lounging on yachts while also casually being a full-time environmental and social activist — not judging it’s just so funny to me

[bear @puremitter]

i changed my ringtone to this song the day it came out and never looked back. call me i dare u

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

sorry but you were missing out if you weren’t a fan of one direction during these times

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

We don’t need more apps or products! We need more wetlands and cleaner rivers!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

People tend to think of “STEM careers” as good money but the vast majority of people I know working in wildlife/the environmental field are making about the same as fast food workers for jobs that require a master’s degree. No joke in this one sorry