Lyndsi K

non-compliant.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

My #fuckinghooray is finally admitting that I don't want a wedding! Trying to follow social expectations was stressing me out, and being honest with myself and my family has been a huge weight off my shoulders.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

This is some feminine rite of passage I don't understand but I wanna play too sometimes

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

*me, awkwardly walking up to other women and sticking my left hand out with a fancy new ring on it* AM I DOING THIS RIGHT

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

@MyFavMurder thanks for the heads up about All Creatures Great and Small! I loved those James Herriot books as a kid, and I'm so delighted about this.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Also, maybe a little delighted my sister's Boston terrier is on a higher dose of Prozac than I am.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

I made the decision to give meds a try halfway through this pandemic, and at my follow up today my anxiety is TEN POINTS LESS on the questionnaire scale! Proud of finally taking care of myself. #fuckinghooray #MentalHealthMatters #MentalHealthAwareness

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Quarantine day...??

5am, off to work I go armed with a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer and as much patience for bullshit as I can muster

Yesterday's Essential Pandemic Item of the Day was the perfect replacement screw for a school desk built in the 1800s

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Today is NOT the day for a hardware store date. Quit holding hands and making googly eyes at each other while you look at ceiling fans together.

GO HOME.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Look, I don't tweet a lot, but I'm frustrated with the world right now and I need to shout into the void. You, asshole shopping for LIGHT SWITCH COVERS in your fancy face mask.

What the fuck are you doing out, go HOME.

[kenzie @more_kenz]

Her: he’s not replying he’s probably cheating on me rn...

Him:

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

@Venneh I need that narwhal.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

@yeehawyasokar All three of us girls in my family were supposed to be Aaron Samuel (sorry, dad). How none of us ended up Erin Samantha I'll never know.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Hey Target, this song is cute and catchy, but it is TOTALLY about fucking. Just so you know.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

I am thankful for all the crazy things that have happened to me to lead me to this place, this amazing fiancé, and this chapter of my life.

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

@TheJasikaNicole I just want to say I love your work on Alice Isn't Dead, and I was so excited to realize it was you on The Good Doctor (I never pay attention when the credits are rolling in the beginning but I happened to catch your name and was like WAIT!)

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Tfw you realize one of your favorite podcast stars and one of your favorite TV characters are somehow the same person @TheJasikaNicole

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

@TheJasikaNicole

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Silly me, thinking that the Modern Love series on Amazon Prime wouldn't make me cry the way the podcast does.

[Alice X. Zhang @alicexz]

You know how Degas did studies of ballerinas? Well I do studies of Tom Holland performing Rihanna’s Umbrella ayyyyy 😂

[Lyndsi K @puresonicfury]

Self care marathon tonight. Therapy after work? Check. Narwhal onesie? Check. Comfort food? Wine? Check. True crime documentary? Check.

Thanks @MyFavMurder for the 77 Minutes recommendation, it's streaming on @Tubi if any other murderinos are looking for it.